Reasons why an Upward Curve is a Bad Thing

I have an upward curve. I hate it. Maybe it’s good for hitting the G-spot, maybe. But only in frontward positions. I don’t know about everyone one else, but front-facing positions probably make up just over 50% of my sex time.

Also, if I am to assume an upward curve is good for the G-spot (which IS NOT very deep) then surely once the tip of my penis passes that point (I’m 7.75BPEL), then the rest of my dick is actually going to be curved AWAY from the G-spot. Furthermore, It’s completely curved away from the G-spot in any non-face-to-face position, so there goes that advantage.

Now onto the direct disadvantages:

1. Less maneuverability: An upward curve makes sex more difficult in all positions, since regardless of how you’re going at it, chances are there will be pressure pushing against the angle of your dick, so it is more likely it may pop-out.

2. An upward curve makes it more difficult to get head (especially deepthroat), unless you are in one of those generally degrading face fuck positions.

3. It may look more triumphant, but it completely precludes the possibility of you looking ‘hung’, which in my humble opinion, is way more arousing.

4. When I get a boner in my pants, my only option is to tuck it into my belt, which is retarded. It is not possible to slide it down the leg-pant, and thus have the opportunity to get a potential quarry to see it and go ‘wow!’

5. Oh dear, I almost forgot. It reduces your BPEL, signifficantly.

My upward curve is due to the dorsal ‘steel cord’, which I believe is present in many if not all individuals with an upward curve. I hope one day, if and when my PE journey is completely, and again if possible, I will get the cord surgically severed, probably at a point beneath the fat pad, where I can feel it go deep into, to remove this affliction.

It reduces your BPEL is you measure with something straight and don’t follow the curve. I do this too. But the fact is that length is still there, and useable.

You raise some interesting points though, good post. I have an upwards curve but I don’t have too much sexual experience to relate completely with what you’ve said. 4 isn’t a problem for me, however, and I don’t understand the logic behind 3.

In most of the female opinion forums discussing the ideal penis, there is a general preference for curved units! I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. My unit is pretty damn straight, and I’ve always wanted a bit of a upward curve! Your rant puts this lacking feeling lower in my mind, though;D.

It’s a good argument, but isn’t the anatomy of the vagina formed in a way that it closes around the penis? Seems like a penis should in most cases always be in contact with the g-spot… depending on girth of course.

I have an upward curve as well, and I’m totally with you on the oral sex part… I mean my girl can do the job just fine, but deep throating is out of the question… although it’s fun to watch her gagging on it when she tries.

When I was in high school, I’d get my random classroom boners, and I had to tuck it behind the belt as well… sometimes it would be playing peek-a-boo before I realized it. Since I’m older now, it doesn’t happen as often, and I can usually push my semis down one of the pants legs.

Good luck with your “steel cord”… In my opinion, it isn’t such a bad thing. To be honest, I never thought of it as a problem.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the dick straightens out inside the vagina. So there’s no loss in size, more than measuring.

Sorry, but I love my curve. Wouldn’t want anything else.

I don’t like my upward curve either.

I had kind-of envied the upward curve shape before reading this. Interesting points.

They do look most triumphant, though.

I wish I had an upward curve. Gets the job done visually.

I’ve never experienced these issues. I wouldn’t trade my curve for anything. I think it makes me different in a good way that translates to having a lot of fun.

My curve KILLS the ladies, wouldn´t trade it for the world.

I second that. I have an upward curve as well and I like it. I have no problem with it. So Tweaking, how do you know these are disadvantages. what if you had a downward curve or it was just straight, what disadvantages do you think you would have with those. You don’t know, but I suppose this is how you feel personally with the upward curve. There was another thread on the upward curve and most that posted had no problem with their upward curve, but hey, we are all different and entitled to our opinions. Just as long as I get my rocks off, I have no problem with mine

I like my upward curve. What I don’t like is my high angle of erection because in some positions and at heavy thrusting I’m constantly afraid of my penis to slip out.

I have a slight upwards curve and I really like it but I want to start pumping and that will probably straighten it out.

Pumping straights out an upward curve? then I´m not pumping anytime in the near future. Any experienced pumpers who could enlight me about this subject? I would like to pump but if that means losing my curve then it is a no no in my book.

1. Can be fixed just by learning your partners moves and depth, mine used to pop out allot, but now when I have sex with my girl it rarely happens. It’s not a problem at all if you fix it with the right technique.
It is still more likely to pop out than a straight penis, but IMO it still worth it, because the main thing stays the same for me - the GIRLS love it and it feels better for them, even if sometimes their orgasm is delayed a little because we stop to put it back in.

2.On this I agree with you, although a 69 position angle can fix this :)

3.That argument is pure opinion as even you said, I do know that when allot of ladies fantasize about a dick, their perfect one is curved up. It is great (I suppose.. :P) to feel hung, but to know my dick’s shape arouse my partner just does it for me.

4.I also agree on this one, although it’s not such a big deal (at least for me), and definitely not something that can be used IMO as a reason to operate this area to remove the cord.

5.I solve this by measuring my penis straightened and curved, for progress watch I use both, but officially I use the straightened measurement :P