You have to understand Dino, guys,
This is a lot more dangerous than it sounds.
Oh sure, beautiful women wanting my cock,
all fine, great and dandy, til someone loses an eye.
I have to be extremely careful.
For example, our pharmacy is full of hot, I mean HOT,
women. I have no idea why hot women want to be
pharmacists, but our place is crawling with them.
Before my current g/f I flirted with them constantly,
and they flirted right back. A few I got pretty tight with.
The level of flirtatious banter reaching a nice fever pitch.
Well, despite my current relationship, they still flirt with me,
and though I’ve turned it way down, the occasional single EZ,
pops his head out sometimes.
I’m only human, so recently, one comes into the med room
to drop off some medication. They deliver the meds, three times a shift.
She does a little flirting, she drops the med bag on the floor,
then reaches down ever so slowly to pick it up, revealing
a)that she’s not wearing a bra and b) some nice ass tits.
So I flirt with her a little, after she hands me the bag,
I drop it and go, “Whoops”
She bends down again and picks it up.
As she’s leaving, I was rebutting something she had just said with,
“Yea, but you know you love me”
She stops dead in her tracks, turns around and looking me dead in the eye,
as somber as one can she says, “Yea, I do, I really do”
I was like, hommina, hommina, hommina.!!!???
WTF was that all about???
Well, that’s the end of it…or so I thought.
Later on that night, I’m pulling a double, and the evening shift supervisor,
comes in to talk to me.
She says, one of the pharmacy techs was overheard talking to
another pharmacy tech., about how much flirting you do with them,
by the head of pharmacy!!!
I’m like stammering now, turning, I’m sure, ever darker shades of red.
Hell, I was stuttering, I didn’t know what the fuck to say.
I tried to play it off, without either of us ending up in trouble.
So I said something to the effect that well, you know, you get close
with certain people after so long and I’m on very friendly terms with her and some others,
choke, choke, hem, haw and stutter.
Keep in mind, this woman addressing me now, knows who I’m going out with,
so I’m feeling like a double ass at this point.
She says, despite the fact that the girl never made a formal complaint,
but was simply overheard talking about it, the head of pharmacy has to report
it to the D.O.N. (Director Of Nursing)
I’m thinking, formal complaint, for what? showing me her tits,
and stating she loves me???
As you can imagine I had a pretty sleepless night.
Director Of Nursing. I’m like great. This is ludicrous.
The next day, I’m called down to the D.O.N.’s office
All I can say is thank God, he’s a male.
He seemed pretty understanding, he warned me about the possibility
of sexual harassment charges, lectured me on the power women have
in this day and age, etc. and so forth.
The whole time I’m sitting there thinking about being in Newsday,
branded as some kind of pervert, losing my license and ending up on skid row.
Not to mention, I’m thinking, when my g/f finds out, I’m dead meat.
See I know with her intimate knowledge of anatomy, she isn’t going to
leave anything to sew back on like Bobbitt did.
I’m also thinking, if this guy had any clue, that the girl was showing
off her tits, I wouldn’t be sitting here right now.
He ended it by saying he still had to interview the pharmacy tech.
and would get back to me, along with some material on sexual harassment.
That day, I’m leaving with my charge nurse, another hot blonde.
She states she’s going to go home and take a shower.
I ask her if I can join her, seeing I say, “We should all do our part for
the environment by conserving water.”
(I CAN'T STOP!!! I should like go to like flirts anonymous or something)
Just then she turns to me and goes, “(insert my name here), you got to be careful.”
“You know you can do that with me, but be careful.”
I’m like!!! “You know”???
She says, “I have to, because I’m an acting supervisor sometimes”
I’m like, “Man, this sucks” “Who else knows”? she says, she thinks that’s it.
You know, the fact she knows about the incident, is not only an acting charge nurse
but is also a supervisor has not stopped her from twice giving me her phone number,
and numerous times asking me to come over her house, under the pretense to fix this and that for her.
The other day, she actually said, “That’s it, it’s over” jokingly, when I jokingly had refused to do
something she asked me to do.
Thing is, my g/f was right there, had she had heard her, I’d still be answering questions
from my g/f.
The D.O.N. never did get back to me. I don’t know if he ever interviewed the pharmacy tech.
To be honest, I’m a little leery of asking her. One day, I will though.
You guys have to understand, when it comes to women wanting you at work,
it’s not as great as if it was anywhere else, with so much riding on it.
Not to mention, in my case, my g/f would kill me.
As it is, we rarely go too long without arguing about this woman and that woman,
she knows what a big flirt I am, and I’ve been trying to allay her fears,
these woman aren’t helping me out here in the least.
It just ain’t EZ being EZ.