Dyson 4000

If he isn’t selling then Dyson can probably get his domain for nothing legally. ICANN or whatever alphabet soup is running domain registrations now frowns on crap like this.

The only thing is the device looks like a legit PE device. That is the only part that makes me wonder. But if it was legit even a year or 2 ago I would swear that someone here would have heard about it.

Xeno how did you find the Dsyon site?

It was a deep google effort bh; started with “tunica deformation”…don’t know how many twists and turns brought me to the Dyson 4000.

xeno

The footer is claiming copyright since 2008, but this is the first I’ve heard of it.

Looks like something one might find doing a search for “steam-punk penis enlargement”.

To me it is an impressive looking piece of hardware. Plus someone put some good effort into the website. I am wondering if that device had some other application and the guy is using the image to be a PE device.

It is a mystery.

Haha totally steam punk PE! They should throw a couple cogs and smoke stacks in for good measure.

Also, does the sting pull instead of push in that design, because that is what it looks like.

The more I look at it I realize how ingenious it is. It pushes into the pubic bone above the root and the multiple scissors mechanism appears to anchored just in front of the base pad. As you screw the knob at the front the scissors open up and each section (ie between the clamps) gets an equal stretch. Anyway that’s how I guess it works based on the pics.

The suggestion of using at night may be because of its lack of stealth and the designer or marketer may not be aware of the dangers of sleeping with one on.

My guess is some venture capitalist has the rights to the patent and has set up the web page to put a toe in the water to see if it gets a positive reaction. That would explain why the order function does not work and why no one has seen one. Probably not in production. Suspect it won’t be cheap if eventually is produced.

However I like the design of the clamp and wonder if we could make something similar to fit a standard extender?

To me it is not a scam. The advertised results are more believable than andropenis, and andropenis has been proven medically to work.

Has anybody tried to send a mail?

Ya I get that, but it works by stretching the spring longer than its resting length so it pulls back in?

Roots. by turning the screw you are are in effect flattening the scissors and increasing the distance from the base to the front clamp so you are applying a stretching force just like a slider extender. I do not see any springs. The only difference is that each penis segment between clamps is having a similar stretch applied. Or am I missing something?

You guys are cracking me up, it’s nonsense !

Just think about the mechanics of it, for a start the rings have very limited range of adjustment so the chances of them getting a good grip are slim.

Then what happens as you stretch your flaccid ? It gets thinner, so what happens to the grip then ?

Also if they start off next to each other and do actually get a good hold what do you think will happen ?

And the base part that pushes against the groin is a farce, would never work unless you sat holding the thing constantly at 90 degrees, would just fall over.

I think its Xeno himself who is the inventor of this device. It reminds me of the cock coffin.

;) )

In theory its a good idea to get maybe more attachment points along the shaft then only on the head.
But then again it would creatly diminish blood circulation if used flaccid.

So how much does the “cock coffin” cost. ha ha ha. It looks kinda cumbersome

I think I am seeing it the same way as rootsnatty, the spiral looking part, not as a thread, but as a spring slid over a rod that runs the whole length of the device. The only way that would work is, as you said, was using the spring to pull instead of push, unless the scissor mechanism has spring to it as well and the long spring restricts it.

All that theorizing about its mechanics aside, judging by the images, I don’t think it has gone beyond the digital prototype stage and I agree with capernicus1 in that don’t think in the real world it would actually function the way its design seems to imply it should.

Put a boxing glove on the end and with the right adjustment of the spring you can use it to catch a roadrunner.

I agree! The mechanics of this “prototype” is non-functional! But, that’s one way a developer can see if he’s going in the right direction!