Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
Can I quote you on that?Just kidding.
In actual fact you have a lot people ahead of you on that score. I always wonder how they thread the tape measure in such a beautifully complex manner. :D
It’s a delicate art, sort of like naked gymnastics, only it’s not that appealing, and flexibility is frowned upon.
Don’t ask me why I thought this line humorous, but I did, and now I am laughing my ass off in my chair, my younger brother walked in from the other room wondering what the fuck was so funny and I have no intelligent way of explaining to him why I am on a dick pulling forum, laughing at dick jokes.
I feel dirty and ashamed. The kind of dirty no soup can clean, and no time can heal.