Clown dick

Is a term I came up with for Shane Diesel’s member. For once I was almost comforted that I didn’t have a shlong that large.

Any other stories like this?

For reference - - nothing puts it into perspective more than films. Because pictures make it look glamorous. However, the guy is completely bored on film. He can’t do anything with it.

max you have just posted porn.

BIG no, no my friend.

Yes, big no no.

Well, I for one like the term ” Big No No ” better than ” Clown Dick ” for Shane’s unit .

Who’s the clown now?

:D

I stand corrected. Glad you took the link down.

For that sir, you will receive one whack from Shane Diesel’s clown dick!

Hey, I’m a newb - I’m allowed one screw up! I hope.

- Aside from the reference link, I was trying to focus on the idea that there’s such a thing as too big :)

There definitely is such a thing! Of course, beauty is in the eye. I have been told, by my wife, that 8 x 6 is the limit. I agree as I love pelvic to pelvic deep slow grinding and anal. Why have it and sacrifice your, or your significant others, pleasure? Besides, if it hits 12”, then you no longer have a penis at all!

It would be a foot!

Or a third leg. Tripod? Haha

I just had a chick tell me tonight she won’t except anything less than 8 and 5inches is a “tiny” dick lol.

I bet her idea of 8 inches is in fact 5 inches long :)

So if it is a clown dick, can it juggle with four or more balls? And does it make pie-in-the-face-jokes?

And it wears a big red nose with a rainbow wig, face paint and scares little kids :D

Literally tell her to go ‘fu%! Herself!’

:)