Originally Posted by Tweaking
Get a wooden stick or 2-by-4, make a hole in it, then insert the head of your erect penis into the hole, and, clasping tightly, rapidly rotate your penis by rubbing it in different directions with each side of your hand so that it rotates about 20 degrees one way then goes back the other, over and over again.In no time at all you’ll have started you’re very first camp fire!
Oh wait.