How to measure

Ok I am tired of trying to use search sorry if this is old but what is the proper way to measure the penis

Some say by putting the ruler beside the penis and some say on top just a quick answer because this shit is bothering me

On top and stick it into your pubic bone and keep the ruler straight, not till it hurts though, but that’s the best measurement. You might take several measurements to get a clear average.

You are tired of doing your own searches, but expect people to give up some of their time to help you on your terms? Interesting.

Your post lacks any punctuation whatsoever, and — content aside — is not up to the standards we aim for here. Have a look at Posting Requirements. There, I saved you a search. :)

I just looked over your previous posts, and noticed that you have asked this exact question before, and were told to do a search! Westla even compiled a huge list of searches on measuring for you here: westla90069 - How to measure

Have you ever used a measuring device…..whatever you did in the past pretty much follows for the future. There is a scale with little markings, use it.

PE101: link list of link lists.
START HERE ——-> NEWBIE ROUTINE <——- Important Newbie Threads/Info

Measuring tutorials:
Measuring your penis - 2002 Site - Tom Hubbard
/pedata/instructions.html

Do you have an issue with m/ I don’t get on here every damn day so I don’t know if someone left me some helpful tips, before I become irrational about the internet I’m going to just read the threads that were qouted for me

I think the wrath of the moderator gods is going to fall on you soon if you keep that up. They run this amazing site on donations! Respect them!

And for girth, you use a soft measuring tape, usually at mid-shaft. Although if you’re like me with a cone, it’s helpful to list the base girth as well, specifying measurement which is which.

Er, yeah, ok. Don’t go getting all irrational on me. Yeah, try reading the threads that were quoted for you, good idea. :up: And thanks for throwing a comma in your post, and if possible, use a period at the end, too? (The “/” is also appreciated, though consider using those sparingly. Kinda confusing.)

In summary, er, no, absolutely no need to get all irrational about the whole internet thing here, ok? :)

Perhaps you have trouble understanding the Internet, or how to follow up on something you’ve posted.

Perhaps you have trouble understanding how to use a ruler or a tape measure.

Perhaps you have no idea how to punctuate a sentence.

Perhaps the challenges you face in life are immense and overwhelming.

I don’t know.

However, you seem to no trouble following up here and mouthing off one of our most respected moderators (one who, despite his apparent frustration, is trying to help you).

I’m suggesting that if you want to be able to continue to come on here on ANY damn day and peruse the collected wisdom of Thunder's Place, you had better get your act together: learn how to search and learn how to follow the posting guidelines.

The membership you save could be your own. :leftie: