I can't help you

I’m over 9 inches long and over 6 inches in girth now, and basically I’m asking what in the hell I am supposed to be saying to you guys. None of you have done anything wrong, or perverse, by joining this site and learning about penis enlargement that works. I knew I didn’t, when I first joined in 2007, deleted my membership, and rejoined in 2014.

Just read the Newbie forum and check out the Newbie routine, figure out how your dick works, and go from there. Do manual stretching and jelqing, and try pumping. There are like hundreds of other exercises that any other sad sap can try that are no better, and probably worse than the original stretching, jelqing, maybe hanging, and pumping. I’ll leave it at that. And then, you may as well stop posting on here. I think it’s better that the art of non-surgical penis enlargement is left to the individual. I like to leave things as simple and open-ended as possible.

Thank you large cock’d wise one.

You were definitely right! That was of no help whatsoever.

Umm…..ok

Umm ok right back to you!

I think that when you post seemingly random comments and thoughts, with no real relevance to anything, you might expect that you’re going to get comments like “Ummm, ok “.

I’m used to it. When I meet people, men or women, the initial reaction is something like, “Umm, I don’t know if I like this guy.” So no big deal.

Starting a post with telling everyone how amazingly big you are then saying stop posting here is bound to cause some friction it’s borderline troll material, this site is here to help people, a place where we all want the same thing and a man doesn’t have to worry about being judged for what he has since we’re all in this together and support each other and your post wasn’t constructive or helpful in the slightest but if you didn’t mean it to be that way then I apologize for being abrupt in any way I realize people don’t always mean things how they’re written but I think with the progress you’ve made your time on here would be far better spent helping others achieve their goals and being supportive instead.

Not sure who you are replying to, but I agree, leaving things as simple as possible is a good way to go. I read up on clamps, home depot rigs, all kinds of crazy contraptions and Rube Goldberg machines people make in an attempt to grow their member. But I am of the mindset of keeping it simple, just stretching and jelqing with proper technique.

Though I must admit your appearance seems a bit trollish in nature, perhaps you could elaborate who you are replying to.

That surprises me.

Obviously, you are the only person over 9 inches long in all of Thunders. And you have all of the secrets of Penis Enlargement at your fingertips. So, we should be hanging on every word.

Pardon me if I’m a bit unimpressed. If you get reactions like “I’m not sure if I like this guy” and you talk like this when you first meet people in your personal life I honestly am confused. Cuz you sound like a tool and I would be shocked if anyone thought otherwise.

You post on a site designed for a community to share information, say you’re really big but…can’t help anyone. That’s your post. THAT is what you contributed. Are we supposed to be honored that you’re here? I mean if you are big, huge even, and have nothing to add to help…why join here again at all?

Honestly, we as a community could have done without your post. Cuz it just makes you sound like the giant dick you claim you have.

Put him in a body bag Johnny!

Attention seeking must be your hobby.

“The arrogance is strong with you, humility you damn sure need.” lol

I saw this coming a mile away, not to say I am smarter or better than all of you. I just don’t care. I knew you would all respond with apathy and contempt just because I boasted and provided information about how fucking easy PE really is, my true size and gains, and how most nerds on here spend half their lives overthinking the whole stupid thing. I really don’t care about any of you or how you like to gang up on the guy who acts differently than you. Happy PEing, I guess.