I fucked a chicken today

Exactly. Bad suggestion for newbies, and bad example of how to title a thread. We sure don’t want more deceptive thread titles.

I apologize. I will not post without thinking of the consequences first.

Mr. Happy, I was referring to the post workout shrinkage leading to a “micro-penis.” In no way was I trying to be a histrionic, narcissist or whatever the term may be.

df - Here’s the reason I read the thread. You’re in more trouble than you realize. :D

Gay Slang Dictionary definition of “chicken.”

I think the number 12 chicken would be the best choice. :chicken:

Well, I can assure you westla that I was indeed referring to a farm animal with feathers.for attention of course

I like number 11. :D

That is a joke, right?

There is no “ignore list”, right?

No joke.

Everyone on the forum can create their own personalized “Buddy” and “Ignore” lists.

Anyone can put anyone else on these lists.

Except mods.

We can’t ignore; if we do we can’t really do the job.

dangling fury, I have to say: I’ve got nothing against you personally. I hope you understand that. I do have strong feelings about what you are advocating.

If you feel you can’t wait out the newbie routine and want to get right to clamping, there’s not much I can say: it’s your choice.

When it comes to making pronouncements about clamping for the masses, that seem both ill-informed and ill-advised, I have to differ. I’m on the side of safety.

Your approach seems sensible on a basic level, although your schedule to ramp up the intensity of the exercises I believe is too severe, as is your ultimate target of 4 X 15 sessions a day. The amount of time you have allotted to get there is very short, in my opinion.

Your approach seems founded on impatience and frustration; a shaky foundation.

I think you need to consider a slower progression and more days off. And put more jelquing and stretching back into your routine.

Maybe not - maybe you’ve stumbled on the magic dick-growing formula for yourself.

However, I caution you to re-read the PI thread, and while you’re at it peruse the injury section as well.

PE can cause permanent gains, but an uninformed program can also cause permanent damage.

Your basis of starting slow is sound, but your impatience will be an Achilles heel.

Your body needs time to change and adjust itself. Sometimes the changes are very subtle, but necessary. The idea is to use controlled stress in such a way that you are working with your body, not making war on it.

As far as the micro-penis remark, realize that it is a very specific category. No matter what your flaccid shrinks to you don’t have a micro-penis. You have a large penis.

And if I had to order chicken from that menu, I’m definitely going to eat out. I’d go for Chinese

The number 12, please?

Is there a way to automatically put all Mods on the Ignore List? (Just kidding.)

But seriously, I knew about the “Buddy List”. And when I click on “Mr.Happy”, I can see the little popup with “View Profile”, “Send PM”, “Add to Buddy List”, etc. But I do not see the “Ignore” option, which is why I figured it was a joke? Seems like if it exists, it should be there, just like the “Buddy” option, no?

Where is the “Ignore List” options?

Thanks. :)

usercp->miscellaneous->Buddy List/Ignore list.

/forum/profile.php?do=editlist

I say Bossman, there appears to be 5 spaces for buddies (which is not nearly enough btw) and only 2 for the people we don’t like :nodding:

Crikey! I haven’t got any names on that side, it’s fucking empty! :faint:

I’ll move that Tit one across for a day of two, for now :gulp:

I think the list grows as you add members Roussie.

This thread reminds me of a Simpson’s episode.

Police officer: Bart have you heard the story of The Boy Who Cried ‘Wolf!’ ?

Bart: Yeah, but I never finished it! Boy cries ‘wolf’ has a few laughs…Biiiig deal.

I’m with Iamaru.

I could care less about the title but I refuse to read posts that don’t have some white space.