My Goal is...

OK! Starting this Sunday I’m taking PE a little bit more seriously, you know how serious? Well so serious that I’ve set a goal for myself. I don’t want to be super duper humongous big, I just want to be 7.5 inches. Right now, I’m 5.5 inches bone pressed. So I’ve finally set my goal, and that’s what I want no ifs ands or buts about it! lol Here’s my routine…starting on Sunday that is:

5-10 Min. Warm Up
10 Min. Manual Stretches, and adding a little more V-Stretches in.
50-100 Dry Jelqs
200-400 Wet Jelqs
5 Min. Manual Stretch
5-10 Min. Warm Down or whatever it’s called.

2 on/ 1 off
Occasionally doing 3 days on/2 off

I’m hoping to be 6 inches by November or December! ^_^ Do you think it’s possible within 4 months?
If you have any advice or anything to give me, then feel welcome to reply which I hope you do, and I promise to not post anymore Melodramatic Thread Titles! Oh, and I got a raise at work, yay!! Go me!! Muwahah!!
I also really like this site, it’s great!!

Why do dry AND welt jelqs? Personally, I’d stick with one….wet jelqs that is. Anything can happen if you put the dedication. Just remember, be consistent. I had goals and what not 6 months ago, but it took me 6 months and a few failed efforts to realize that its all about the consistency. You will feel when PE changes from a chore, to a habit.

That’s what I like to hear a Newbie that’s sincere and on a mission like me, Good luck, and I’m sure you’ll hit your goals even quicker if your an easy gainer, just take it easy in the beginning, listen to your body, like 10 minutes of stretching then 5 minutes at the end could be a little to much.

I’d start off slow, some times less is better especially if your dick’s not used to being pulled and twisted and squeezed well maybe not twisted although I’ve read somewhere about this, start at one set of 5 minutes then add time after you unit gets used to it, you can still hurt yourself doing the Newbie Routine, listen too me I sound like an old pro, any way it’s working for me and read read read, get on this site and just read these a wealth of info, theory’s other gainer’s routines, etc.

Very good advice from Buttonbuck. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

No, wait, yes I could. I would have taken that last paragraph and broken it up into several shorter sentences, as follows. It would make it much more readable, and convey your good ideas much more clearly:

Whoops! I do have an excuse, I just got up and it was around 5-am, I didn’t have any Java yet, and I guess I just went on a Rant, just like I’m going to again.

I’ll do better next time I promise, I read this post and just didn’t want this member or any other Newbie to hurt himself, PE is no joke, and it does work, and it could also mess up your sex life, or worse, especially the younger crowd, just being a little over jealous. I didn’t want to single out the younger guys but they do have that—- No Fear, Balls to the walls attitude.

Again, read till your eyes hurt, I’ve been reading about 20 to 30 hours a week and taking notes, and just trying to plan a strategy for when the gains stop. Listen to the guys that built this forum and go slooowww, dammit!

Check out the injury threads in this forum if you don’t believe me, Let’s just call that, part of the learning process.

Well I’m an old fart, and started gaining, and got a little carried away thinking—- Newbie routine who needs it! The injury wasn’t that bad, but it set me back, and made me Rethink what I was doing, so I’m back on the Newbie Routine and still gaining and going very, very, Slow and Easy.

57 going on 20.
ButtonBuck

“Just like I’m going to do again”?

Careful of establishing bad habits around here. :leftie:

I’m going to echo Lampwick: your advice has good content. Please give serious thought now to form.

You love the comma, but when the sentence ends (i.e. the thought), use a period. As an English speaker, and one that seems to have a good, level-headed perspective on PE, you can help us all out by making your posts as intelligible as possible. Thunder's Place has an international web-membership (as you must be aware with all the reading you’re doing), with many speaking English as a second or third language. Those of us who use it as a native language need to help out by making their posts as clear as possible.

Old fart that you are, you qualify.

Welcome to Thunder's. The coffee’s over there.

Now. Back on topic.

Okay. Let’s just dial that one back a smidge, ok?

Try this:

That’s a little more intense than the Newbie Routine, but it’s enough to make a big difference. You’ll notice I put Jelqs ahead of stretches. This idea is worth looking into and experimenting with.

Incrementally (and by ‘incrementally’ I mean small adjustments upward) add to this as the weeks go by.

You are not going to help yourself gain quicker by piling on to your routine, and your days on/off schedule is too intense for a beginner. You also leave out the Kegels, which are essential to penile health - especially if you are subjecting it to stress. Don’t make that mistake.

Put your focus on doing the exercises correctly. As you begin, really observe what works and try to tune in to your body’s response to what you do. Heighten your sensitivity and be methodical. Invictus has it right: it’s about consistency, but it’s also about awareness. You’ve just begun your PE journey; don’t go so fast that you ignore critical, but subtle signs from your body. You should think in terms of working with what you’ve got, rather than using force to accomplish your goals.

PE is not a sprint, it’s a marathon.

I think you missed what I was saying. I didn’t mean any disrespect to Lampwick just that when I start typing I can’t stop and I go and on and on, and it seems that I’ve just messed up again.

I’ve never did any typing in my life and it takes me forever to put down what I am trying to say, one key at a time, I have a lot of respect for Lampwick and all the other forum members, I’m not that kind of person to offend anyone.

I think I’ll just read from now on, and post my results.

Hey Mr. Happy how are you doing??

Naked try to do those dry jelq very slow, like 10 s every stroke, this game me a incredible base girth and middle girth too, now I just need lenght, and head girth.

No you won’t. You will just get better at stopping sentences. :)

We need quality posters, the more we have, the better. Your dick will get bigger, your grammar will improve and hopefully you will have a good time here.

Thanks for your advice everyone! Now, I’m going to listen to Nightwish! ^_^

I agree with Thunder. Please don’t stop posting buttonbuck, you have much to contribute. As I said, you have good, level-headed advice to share. It’s important that you contribute. We can always use another voice of reason around here. :)

Typing isn’t the problem: it’s punctuation. Just take a minute and review what you’ve typed before hitting the post button. That’s all. We don’t expect perfection, just give yourself space to make the effort. It’ll be appreciated, trust me. :leftie:

So who the hell is Nightwish? Is he in this thread?

Like the others say Bb Don’t stop posting . Us older guys do have something to offer , and it definitely helps other ‘senior’ guys to get on the ladder and Go For It!

So Good luck in your endeavours.

Petit

Buttonbuck,

I know a bunch of mods all at once can feel like a dogpile of a ball busting; sorry about that. You might even feel that other guys have drawn less fire from the mods for worse writing and you would be right. Why the double standards? You are being looked at as a guy with potential! :p

Older, (dare we hope that actually translates into maturity and wisdom? ;) ) Helpful and concerned about the safety of the other guys hear. And, in spite of how that might have felt, you are being viewed as having good writing skills.

Do your self a favor and invest 1/2 hour a day playing with a typing tutorial program. They are actually rather fun and you will be up to 20-30 wpm in very little time. You won’t believe how much that will enhance your internet experience.

It is certainly possible but I wouldn’t get hung up on it. Some of your current gains to date have probably been the infamous n00b gains. So you are hoping to repeat the amount of gains you have already gotten but plan on doing it in 2/3 the time and without the noobie advantage. Half an inch in half a year is great; if you are currently gaining I would caution against changing anything.

Nightwish is a Finnish symphonic metal band.

Thanks Iamaru, I’ll be back later but for now I’m going to concentrate on my PE. I’ve read a bunch of posts over the last four months and never saw anyone get picked apart like I did. I’ll be the first to admit my typing and punctuation skills aren’t the greatest, but it’s been 40 years since I’ve had to use them.

I’m sure I did deserve it but it seemed like everyone was just telling me to shut up! I know that’s not the case now and the Mods were just trying to educate the illiterate.

As you read a bunch more posts, you’ll see that others have gotten the same treatment. It might feel “like everyone was just telling me to shut up!”, but really, go back and look at the posts carefully, starting with mine:

That was a compliment, Buttonbuck, and it was sincere. You had good and worthwhile things to say. But when you have so many good points in one run-on sentence, some will not bother to read it to parse them out. Some of our international members, where English is not their native language, will find it even more difficult.

I’ve seen a good number of your posts here, and most of them were much better than that, so I know that you have it in you!