Pretty funny - had to share

I was shopping on Amazon for golf weights, and in the list of “customers who bought this also bought” were…. cable clamps. Is it possible that PE is more popular than golf? I wonder if the golf weight manufacturers know they’re completely missing a side market.

Or maybe they know exactly what they are doing.

The clamps have a warning on them along the lines of “Do not attach to body parts”.

I’m still waiting for the clamps that are designed TO attach to body parts :) Why doesn’t someone make clamping devices as functional as the cable clamp but with soft padding and comfort FOR attaching to body parts!

If you think it’s such a great idea why don’t YOU make them?

Someone send me one of those fancy 3D printing devices and I’m on it! :)

That’s a good idea! Somebody tell that guy with the 3D printer to make fillable pe weights you can load with metal bbs os sand for more weight.

You know though, I spent an entire workday today trying to sketch out a device that could provide constriction with comfort, and I came up with nothing. I looked at things like cable clamps, and metal screw clamps for pool hoses, and plumbing grippers and everything I could find, and just none of the designs would give a comfortable, locking, easy release, adjustable clamping effect on a penis. There’s got to be smart people out there than can engineer a comfortable clamping device. I got the stake money if you have the brain!