So I've read about 15 threads on ballooning.

And I still have no idea what it is.

In light of my encounter with this nefarious entity, I dedicate this thread to the most elusive and mysterious of all men’s sexual health routines, ballooning!

Seriously people.Reading ballooning threads is like watching Alberto Gonzalez testify in front of the Senate. You start with nothing, proceed to inquire, and end up with less clarity than the nothing you started with.

I did, however, learn that ballooning has nothing to do with hanging yourself from a tree by your penis.

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Well don’t feel bad I still don’t know how to drive a car, but I do anyway.hehehehe!

Not sure if this is a serious thread but I would love a primer on ballooning as I have not been able to find content that can bring this method to my toolkit. Any takers?

Hehehehehe!

^^Oh hell yeah,no problem!

Here’s how I do it:

1) Touch self “down there”.
2) Find “sweet spot”.
3) Rub “somewhere”.
4) Channel energy “here”.
5) While inhaling do kegel spin with axle grind.
6) While exhaling do backwards kegel somersault.
6) Be careful not to touch “there”.
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C) GIGANTIC COCK

And don’t forget the ass breathing.

Anal breathing a fancy word for reverse kegels or PC kegels.

Hahaha…. Seriously though…. When I first heard of ballooning I had no idea what it was either until I had read several threads. Ballooning is simply the act of working yourself up to the point of no return and stopping, waiting for the sensation to subside and then repeating the act for as long as you wish. You can do this via stop and go masturbation or through stop and go intercourse.

I used this to enable me to last longer in the sack. I never thought I shot too early, but if she doesn’t come first, it’s too early. Then you have to eat it while it’s messy to finish her off. lol.

Actually, what you describe here is “edging”. This is supposed to help train you to learn to control your ejaculations by becoming more aware of your own ejaculatory process and being able to recognize your specific triggers and the point of no return. You successively get closer and closer to the edge while not allowing yourself to go over. You can prevent ejaculation by stopping stimulation and kegeling. There are lots of variations and takes on this.

Ballooning is a specific method of erection enhancement. You stimulate certain parts of the penis and avoid others. The benefit is supposed to be better blood flow and control over sexual energy. I haven’t had a lot of success with it, although once in a while I can get really revved up by it. A proper ballooning regimen would have you limit your ejaculations. There is a lot of speculation over whether or not ballooning will ultimately affect size: I have no idea, but between it and edging you should be able to enhance your sexual prowess, which in my opinion is a LOT more important than increasing my size.

I have to agree with tourniquet. I have read several ballooning threads and have yet to read a good “how to” description.

If someone could write the definitive Ballooning 101 (in an easy to understand, non metaphysical manner) it would be most appreciated.

Ah, Yes, what I described is edging… Sorry. I got the two mixed up.

Ballooning 101 (as I understand it):

1) Get an erection.
2) Rub your erection, using just your fingertips. No gripping or stroking.
3) Focus exclusively on the top and sides of the shaft and on the top of the glans.
4) Avoid the rim of the glans and the area of the shaft immediately around it.
5) Rub gently and continually. Never touch the underside of the shaft or the frenulum.
6) Keep this up for an indefinite period of time. I would think for beginners 30 minutes would be plenty. I know KingPole frequently exceeds an hour.

NOTES:
1) Lubrication is recommended. I haven’t done this with lube yet.
2) This is supposed to expand your erection beyond it’s typical “100%” size.
3) There is purported to be a “magic spot” somewhere near the base of the penis on top of the shaft. Supposedly stimulating this spot really maximizes the expansion. I have never found it myself, but everyone is different.
4) We all know that expanding your penis is good and may produce gains, so that is why some believe you can gain from ballooning.
5) Strictly speaking, this is not masturbation. You probably won’t experience ejaculation based on ballooning (although some do). Some also have experienced “dry orgasms” as a direct result of ballooning. You should experience super hard erections, given enough time and good technique.

I have only attempted ballooning a few times, never with lube, and only with moderate success. Most of this information I garnered by reading all I could here and from the book “The Multi-Orgasmic Man” (available at Amazon.com) which has frequently been mentioned on this site.

Tourniquet, you have a surprisingly good understanding of ballooning for a new member!

An excellent summary!

Ancient Chinese Secret.

If you can’t get ballooning to work you may want to try it in combination with Dino’s Snake Oil.