Originally Posted by sam1966
I figure some people will slam me for this, but I’ve found the perfect time to stretch. I travel quite a bit for my job, and as long as I’m wearing dress slacks and boxers, it’s easy to pull out my pecker and stretch for a while. I had a three hour stretching session yesterday, and now my dick and both arms are tired. Yes, I’m very careful. I’m an old fart, so I’m not getting distracted and whacking off or anything. I just unzip and stretch. I have to change arms frequently, because they get tired. It’s less distracting than changing the radio station. I put a map on the center arm rest so truckers won’t notice anything as I pass them.
Manual stretching while driving?
Hmm. It’s an approach.
I’ve often thought about what emergency personnel would make of an ADS, should something catastrophic happen, but then my commute is by rail, so the likelihood is pretty limited (though still possible). Driving is a bit riskier - but I’ve done that too, though not much, as I live in NYC and rarely drive.
In your case, emergency personnel are likely to conclude you were whacking off, which I would imagine would negatively impact any liability (and therefore insurance) questions.
You’re a brave man, Sam1966.
What do you think about kingpole’s suggestion, or static stretching instead? That’s set and forget, it might do you better.
It would make me feel safer to know you have both hands on the wheel.
By the way, what sort of rig do you drive?
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: