“I never had a size issue, actually had one girl give me an “Oh my God” when she reached in my pants.that was great!”
That reminds me of a stripper that once fished her hand up my shorts a couple of year’s back, she didn’t get her hand in too far up my knee length pant leg when she found what she was after. I wasn’t stiff, nor totally flaccid, so it was a pretty decent hang to the left in boxer shorts, but she seemed pleased with her exploratory and she grabbed it giving it a tug or two and then cupped my nutsack. When she pulled her hand out she said “Wow, that sucker must get huge (while holding up both her hands about a foot apart) ! Her next remarks were, “I’ve never done that before.” I cornily asked “And what would “that” be ?” She said “just walked up to a guy at a bar and stuck my hand in his pants and just grabbed a guy’s dick before.” I told her, “Yeah, I’m pretty easy like that about letting you girls pet the puppy dog.” She must’ve put out some decent PR, I still get an occasional “free friction” dance over at that place still.
I would’ve thought a girl working that type of job, would’ve at least sat on a few that were anxious and ready to go, that place does quite a bit of business and as far as the friction dances, they can do quite a few on any given night. Unfortunately I’m very picky about women (probably too picky), especially strippers, so that turned out to be a blown opportunity. Anyway, she was down on my list of the one’s that worked there at the time. At that time in my life I went there enough to get to know a few of the girls, I wouldn’t consider myself an every night regular, but friendly enough to get a hug and kiss on the cheek from what I considered my “a” list of those that were conversationalists. This place has 30-40 girls working a shift on a Friday or Saturday night and just recently moved from a smaller club to a larger facility this year.
And that reminds me of another strip club, they advertised “101 beautiful women”. The night we went over to that place, there was only 2-3 decent looking dancers working, we bought a drink and walked out of the place, probably wasn’t there 10 minutes tops. I said to my friends, “101 beautiful girls ?, I only saw 2 or 3, what about you guys ?, how many would you say ? They told me I was about right with the number of hotties, then I said to them “looks like they owe us 98 more.”.
Anyhow, those places make you feel like you’ve got a harem, even if it’s a shared community harem. It’s good for a common man, such as myself to at least be social and they aren’t bad people unless all they’re doing is trying to shake you down for whatever they can get out of you.