GlandMaster

……:littleguy Well, what’s the news today? No word from GM! Nothing at all?

I knew I would hardy sleep a wink and though I did eventually nod off, I woke up this morning more wrecked than before. And do you know, there with this massive wrinkle the whole length of my dick (I just knew this would happen with all this stress), yes it was obviously the first sign we are going to get awfully ugly, awfully quickly and everyone will know that we’re members of Thunder’s Place!

Of course I knew straight away what it was, :-k that’s a thrombosed vein I said, it surely is, so I set to work, slapped on all sorts of creams and massaged it furiously (half the time I didn’t know if I was coming or going, or had been) until it went away and became all beautiful again :spin2: . The point is, we can’t be doing with all this worry, you never know, next time I could be so not kidding!

Of course I then realized I’d only been lying on it all the time :gulp:

Btw, Did I put the scud on myself or what! I am home today in a big white minibus with college stickers on the side and my car is not at home, :noreally: it’s sitting at the side of the road and the thing sticking out of it’s side, is only the exhaust! :mad:

Get well soon GM!

Did anyone else realize SSI’s accident involved a Jeep as well? That’s it. I’m never buying a Jeep. :noreally:

Warmest regards for a speedy recovery, GM.

Car accidents can be nasty business, I had one about ten years ago. Some jerk ran the red light at like 50 MPH, and hit us going through the intersection. This is NOT fun. Everything turned out okay though. If he had hit us a second sooner than he did, we would have been messed up big time. It makes you appreciate life in a new way. Now, I slow down at intersections and look both ways, I don’t care what damn color the light is anymore. People get in a hurry and will do anything to save two seconds worth of time trying to pass everyone or whatever, even if it kills them. Sometimes I wonder if we are an intelligent species, or not.

I hope your injuries are not bad ones.

The thing is, SSI was supposed to die in that car accident. On his way up to heaven, God saw his penis and realized all the time he put into it and thought SSI would do more good on Earth, as a Sex Slave to pretty feet.

XL, you sometimes say the strangest things, :-k that makes two in the last few minutes. Before you say, I know, I do as well, but I don’t think they’re in quite the same league as yours!

Don’t even think about it Tit! :gulp:

Too late! I did! :( :rolleyes:

Luck and Health

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone!

The plastic surgeon did a good job of stitching me up, and the scars are healing well, but everybody says I now look a lot more like Diana Ross!

:shrug:

GM

Diana Ross?

I was about to congratulate on you surviving, but …

:spin2: That’s great news Diana, but don’t worry, you’ll be fine when you get your hair cut and after all, it could have been so much worse :nodding:

It could have been Michael Jackson :gulp:

OMG! Please accept my sincerest heartfelt condolences. At least now you’ll be a shoe-in for that role in “Phantom of the Opera” you’ve been wanting.

You are being awfully quiet GM. How is it going now?

Seems our members have had a rash of auto accidents lately. First SSI, then GM and the latest to report one hughGRection.

And to add to that, big_stiff had a heart attack.

I hope all of you guys are doing OK and getting better. Let’s be careful out there.

Damn!?

Best wishes for a happy and healthy recovery for you all!

Sorry I wasn’t around for a while guys…

GM is doing well. He’s tough, and in good shape, and feels like a new man, inside. Still recovering outside. He also sends his best wishes to hugh, and to b_s, who has a very nicely made avatar.

GM