How to implant genital beads, pearls, prison method

After serving the country almost 5 years in prison, i have gathered some knowledge in how to make and implant genital pearls. I have 10 of the little G-spot destroyers and they work great. Here are the pros and cons.
+Produce pleasure to both partners.
+Confidence boost.
+Add extra girth taking in calculation their diameter.
+They are safe to be kept for the rest of the life.
+Make penis look like something out of Mad Max movies.
-Maybe vacuum extenders can’t be worn anymore.
-If not arranged properly they can produce skin irritation after a long love session and require 2 days of rest.
-Sometimes female require days of rest too, after long love making session
-Can produce bruises in vaginal canal that have chance to grow into cancer.
-Sometimes if penis is uncircumcised you have to pull back the skin before in gets hard as the pearls will most likely be under the skin that covers the head.

Will think of more pros and cons and will add pics to.

How to make prison pearls?

Simple. You need some transparent hard plastic. It may be from a toothbrush or any other plastic that has transparency and is hard.

Let’s say you want to make 6 mm in diameter pearl.

You can cut a piece of plastic of 1 cubic centimetre from a toothbrush.

Then use a emery cloth to shape it like a sphere. Most are shaped as sphere but i like the type that is more cylinder as it has more contact with the surface of the penis when erect and more contact with vagina walls, making less damage to it in the long run.

After shaping it, you then rub it on a piece of jeans that has a little tooth paste on it. Tooth paste acts as abrasive and will make it shiny. Be careful not to leave any bruises on the pearl. It must be impeccable shiny. Feel free to make it any form and size at your own risk.

I tried to order medical grade silicon implant pearls from many sites, but they only ship them to clinics and medics.

The ones made from silicon are the best as they have some softness. To bad i can’t find where to order them.

For implanting them you need the following tools.

A spoon or fork.
Vodka.
Small duct tape.
Toilet paper.
A led light.
Lighter.
The pearls.
Another human.
A small piece of wood.
A shoe.

Will come back with pics and explanation.

Oh my god, I can’t wait!!

+1

I’ll get the popcorn. :)

Who else is reading his posts in a deep voice with an Eastern European accent?

Tovarish wadafac, in Russia, pearls shuck you!

How to lose your penis in 10 easy steps…

Dis gon’ be good.

aware me. in the urethra? lol

Apparently something, I can’t imagine what, went wrong. He never came back. :shrug:

You all heard of prison tatoos, now its prison stylee penis pearl implants what could possibly go wrong

Geez, I was really looking forward to doing this to myself. I suppose I’ll have to get thrown in prison now. For the love of Pete…..

I had to read up on this topic. Implanting beads into the Johnson has many risks and complications, like AMPUTATION.. WTF!

I had to Google it? What will they come up with next. No way for me anytime.

He missed the implanting part .

The end of the spoon handle is supposed to be sharpened.
Then boiled once there is supposedly no vodka in prison.

The other guy is there for piercing the spoon head through the penile skin stretched by owner against the piece of wood, by hitting the spoon with the shoe.

The rest is for your imagination.

Only thing missing in his description is the regular home sewing kit.