Okay, Clampers. Listen up: Do as I say, not as I do.
Okay, Clampers. Listen up: Do as I say, not as I do.
For anyone who takes clamping to the extremes that I do, (First off I don’t recommend it) but when you do it anyway, and I know you will, it is best not to do anything during the time you are actually clamped except keep vigilant. That is, sit still and pray your dick doesn’t explode. Billy Graham prays with his eyes closed, but I can assure you he does not clamp. Whilst Thou Art Praying. Watch your dick for color and feel of it for numbness and coldness. Mostly you are concerned with numbness. Your dick can get pretty purple and still be okay, but if the glands are numb to the touch, pop the clamp and jelq in fresh blood. I know I’ve said before you can multi task. Well, that only goes for passive clamping. If you are doing Ulis, PAY ATTENTION! X-ULIS your hand and your eyes should be on you dick the entire 10 minutes it is clamped. You are already pushing your CC to the max without all the bends, rotary cranks and God knows what else. The Horse 440s are not too bad if done gently because all you are doing there is squeezing out the stale deoxygenated blood that has been depleted for the ten minutes you’ve blocked outflow. Stale blood SHOULD be squeezed out before reclamping, but gently. If you are leaving fingerprint indentations in a dick that was the size of a cucumber a moment ago and now looks like a dried prune, you’re probably squeezing too hard. Also, don’t apply the squeeze until you’ve popped the clamp AND the wrap. Have your mate tickle it with a feather if you like, otherwise best to leave it alone whilst it is in the clamp
Last but not Least: Keep a good check on your veins. The arteries are deep inside your dick and fairly safe, but all the veins that lie just under the skin are taking the most punishment, especially the thick dorsal vein you see plumped up like a #2 pencil. Feel for hard veins, especially after you have released the clamp. Once the clamp is off and stale blood squeezed out and fresh blood jelqed back in, all your veins should feel soft and supple and you should be able to move them around under the skin.
After an aggressive clamping session your dick will feel heavy and thick. The CC will feel hard to the touch even when flaccid, but the veins should feel soft. If you have a vein or veins that won’t soften up after the clamp is off, STOP CLAMPING! Mostly watch for the beginning of thrombosis. If one is starting to feel like a guitar string, STOP CLAMPING.
You know, there is nothing like the sound of a CableClamp ratcheting shut; it’s like the sound of some futuristic bird or serpent. During my last Urological examination I had explained in great detail the mechanics behind clamping to my doctor. On leaving, after putting my pants back on, I pulled a CableClamp from my pocket, opened it and handed to her. She took it her long slender fingers turning it over examining it like it was some new surgical instrument or something, then she snapped it shut and gazed out at me over the top of her glasses. With the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen she looked directly at me and said “This is insane.” I keep seeing those eyes in connection with that sound.
I got a phone call from the lovely doctor: My lab results came back. The limpid panel was good. Cholesterol, triglycerides PSA all perfect. I’m a fine specimen of a man with a really thick dick. That’s the good news. The bad news is I have blood in my urine. She wants to see me tomorrow.
To be continued
BG
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Last edited by Big Girtha : 07-11-2005 at .