Baldness cure could be five years away

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This article is almost two years old. This will be perfect timing, I started losing hair last year at 34.

It’s going to happen gentlemen, and when it does we will be a nation of Supermen. :)

Very cool

I hate using Rogaine, this would be awesome for me.

Is there anyway we can get stem cells besides abortions? Otherwise, professional abortionist may be a new job where you get pregnant and get an abortion.

I started losing at 18. By 21, no amount of creative combing could hide it. To have been hit so young was a real mother fucker. If the cure comes before I’m old I will literally have a makeout session with the pavement, as god is my witness.

Actually, I will be your witness to that one, huff. Take lots of pics, OK?

GM

Deal. Furthermore, I will buy a round for every member at thunder’s with at least 5000 posts.

Do we get a round for every 5 thousand post increment, that we have completed? Just asking…..

Sure.

But this does not include Mod forum posts. Christ I’m not rich.

I’d tongue Oprah’s asshole after a feverish workout if they came out with this cure. Can anyone top that??

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Well, I’d crawl through 2 miles of broken glass, to get to a pay phone so I could listen to Oprah fart, “if they came out with this cure”.

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Do all you thinning guys shave the ‘ol noggin?

Touche. :worthy:

:rolling:

I thought I was going bald at that age. Between 18 and 21 my hairline retreated about an inch, more at the temples, in the classic pattern.

Then it stopped. No change since then, at 47 I still look like a guy in the very beginning stages of male pattern baldness.

My brother’s did the same thing, except for the stopping part. At age 50 he’s as bald as Jean Luc Picard now. My son seems to be on the same path, at 24 he’s given up trying to hide it.

I don’t know what I did right. It’s a good thing I’m agnostic, or I’d be afraid that I might have sold my soul or something. Or maybe - you know how they say that an old man’s hair migrates from his head to his back? Well my back was already so hairy that I guess there wasn’t room for any more scalp hair to migrate. :)