Penis Pill Spam

I’m sure many of you get these. But look at the claims for this one. A lot of men must be very gullible.

I lost a line of it from my cut and paste job, but they say you will be bigger in just 3 days.

* Gain 3+ Full Inches In Length
* Expand Your Member Up To 20% Thicker
* Stop Premature Ejaculation!
* Produce Stronger Erections
* 100% Safe To Take, With No Side Effects
* Fast Distribution Worldwide
* Sold Over 1.2 Million Bottles!
* No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!

NO doctors - NO pharmacy and NO embarrassment!

I was lucky on Longitude. I got my money back on their worthless product by calling and calling their lines and complaining over and over to American Express. Don’t invest in this stuff. If you want a bigger dick you have to work for it. Supplements may help in aspects of general health, but you have to work your dick to make it grow.

Also, if muscles grew from a bottle there wouldn’t be so many obese people. You have to exercise to be fit.

The fact that these companies and products even EXIST says something about the male mentality; Man, as a generalization, wants a larger penis than he was given SO DAMN bad, that he’ll buy products, knowing they won’t work, but wishing they would.

I think every guy wants a bigger unit. EVERY guy. Now, the funny thing is, pretty much every guy will deny it. Here at Thunder’s, we talk about getting a bigger penis, work at getting a bigger penis, and troubleshoot the problems with getting a bigger penis. We talk about it freely, because we know it’s possible, and other want the same goal as us. Plus, of course, the fact we are all behind a computer screen.

Back to my point. The companies that sell these “penis pills” must be laughing hard, because their product sells itself. Women have always been under the body image microscope; guys, not so much.

Well, our time has come.

Recently, there’s been some articles in mags about penis size. More, more and more pop up. The other week I was in Chapters with the wife, and picked up a copy of “Details”. Interesting article about celebs and penis size, who was hung, who wasn’t. Now, I’d take the content with a big-ass grain of salt. This is Hollywood. But, it’s becoming commonplace.

Size is important, have no doubt.

I think I understand why the woman with the 32A breasts had anxiety.

I made a post a while back about the the downside to PE, how ignorance was bliss, blah blah blah.

Well screw that, I’m glad I’m here, I’m glad I’ve gained, and I’ll be damn happy when society says “Ok, boys, under seven inches and you suck. Over seven and your ok. ” and I’m packing eight ;)

(Ok, this post was fueled by high-test Cuban peaberry, fine grind. A blanket apology to all who read and said “WTF?!?!?”)

I was taking something called “Male Boost” for a few months.
I never once expected that it would increase my size but I decided to try it because the ingredients were all natural and I was impressed with the breakdown on the ingredients.

I was also fully curious as to how hard it would make me. I did not regret the purchase because it did exactly what I thought it would (but nothing more) do and I got rock hard erections! I was ready to cut diamonds! :chuckle:
I stop purchasing it because I realized that it was much more cost effective to purchase the main ingredients separately from a GNC or local health food store and still get the same result.

Try New Guinea Peaberry, fine grind. Doesn’t make you crazy, just a nice caffeine stoke.

(We’re talking coffee here, guys, not penile enhancers.)

New Guinea, eh? I’ll look for it. I’ve tried the Tanzanian, it’s good, easy to find.

The Cuban seemed to wire me for sound. :D