Are You A Metrosexual? Find Out Today!

I like metro guys.. And yes, it does depend on the woman. Lol.. I don’t much care for hairy, toothless, fat guys that don’t shave or anything.. I know better groomed homeless men. Lol I love the clean cut (doesn’t necessarily mean short haired) men.. I like guys that don’t have gunk under their nails.. I like guys who actually HAVE nails (lots of guys chew them to the quick & it looks really awkward to me).. I like guys that don’t have two hairy caterpillars fighting on their foreheads (unkempt eyebrows).. Or unibrows.. Lol I like guys that smell nice.. And I really love when you see a man walk out of a bathroom somewhere & you don’t automatically wonder “did he wash his hands- WITH SOAP- after going to the restroom?”.. Because he just looks nice and like a clean person..

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Wow. I said yes to more than I thought I would. Still only 4 or 5.

Lattes, no.

Celebrities, fuck off.

Skin products? Soap. No need for anything else.

Don’t text anyone but wife and kids.

I do own Hugo Boss shoes, great coat and brogues though, but that just means I look sharp as fuck when I want to.

Deadlift, power cleans, macebells, soccer, bikeriding, check!

And I never have had any problems with attention from women.

When my wife first met me she did think metrosexual, but that was because my shoes were nicer than hers. We laugh about that to this day.

Jo ghost win!