Imagination fellas. Imagination.
The Captn’s Desensitized Anti-Porn Sexual Recalibration Technique:
Pop a porn into the DVD or VCR player. Proceed to go about your ritual as usual and bring yourself close to climax. If you can try to “edge” for a while. Now, in this state of mind you will at some point want to close your eyes. Keep busying yourself as you were, but now instead of using your eyes for stimulation, begin to use just your ears. Listen to the action. Visualize what’s happening. Even if it’s just the squeak of bed springs or the laboured breathing of a young lady in lust. Really listen to what is happening. Enjoy it for as long as you like (or can) and then either finish your business this way or if you can’t, take a peek to help yourself along.
As time goes by, increase the frequency of this “all ears” approach and begin to imagine something other than what you know to be happening on screen. Visualize yourself in a sexual setting with a co-worker you’re dying to bang - listen to how she likes what you’re doing to her. Imagine those sinful noises you hear are emanating from that hot home-room teacher from back in high school now that she has finally come to her senses about your irresistible appeal.
Soon you will develop a mental store-house of fantasies that you can call up at will. You’ll get to the point where even audio stimulation will be unnecessary for you to engage in a richly detailed and very fulfilling masturbatory experience.
This rediscovered skill will spill over into the bedroom and come in handy when that sexy home-room teacher finally does come to her senses and contact you for a “reunion”.
*This technique works best when using “Amateur” porn. Avoid slick productions with annoying music. I’ve found that no music at all works best.
Remember: Life does not come with a soundtrack.
-Cap