Chunky Load.

I blew a semi-chunky load last night. Does anyone have insight as to what this may be about? Seems odd.

I think it from either from chronic and intense masturbation, an STD or lack of water. Just dont have sex until you find out.

Drinking alcohol and coffee dries you out; last time someasked that question the general consensus was “rehydrate”. Search for boogery cum or something like that.

Thanks guys. I don’t eat or drink much at all these days. I don’t have a job, so it’s hard to afford food. But I guess water is free. And if that will de-chunkify my ejaculate, I suppose that’ll prove a good motive. :-P

that happened to me once when I was sick and took psuedophed.

Does it matter, really, if it’s chunky or not?

Some guys say that chunkier feels better on the way out. There’s some logic to that.

Even without a job, you can still get decent food if you check your options. Meanwhile, water is free as you point out, and is the easiest way to get re-hydrated.

It may feel better for me, but I’d be willing to bet my girlfriend wouldn’t take a particular liking to the consistency in her mouth. As for my being poor, it’s taken care of for the moment. I borrow my mother’s EBT (foodstamp) card from time to time. And bum off my sister a bit. I get by.

Drink a lot more water, and take some Vitamin C, which should also help declump your load.

BFLR

While you are working on getting de-chunked, try drinking some pineapple juice every day. Doesn’t matter if it’s fresh or canned. That might at least pacify your gf a bit.

Semi-Chunky load…something about that phraseology… %-\

My load wasn’t all chunks. In fact, there was only one small chunk. And it wasn’t a complete chunk. It was just globbed up a bit. Not too hard or anything. Nothing serious. Just something I noticed. The guys are right in saying that I need to drink water. Normally I do, but I had neglected myself for a couple of days. Also, I’m drinking juice now. I drank so much apple juice yesterday that I got the shits real bad. I know you guys needed that mental picture. Anyway, point being everything is fine. Thanks for the advice. And I hope to get my hands on some pineapple juice.

This chunky load stuff is GROSS! YUK!

Happens to me a lot, and it is usually a result of over masturbation and/or not enough hydration.