Oh man, another condom story.
Last night I bring a girl home, we’re both wrecked, I can’t get hard cause I’ve had too much, so condoms aren’t even a remote possibility. Woke up this afternoon, started the whole kissing thing; I felt myself getting stiffer and asked her if she wanted to do it, which, of course she did, cause I’m such a freaking hot-sex-stud, so I threw a shitty condom on and got it in as quick as possible, lest I lose the E again… sigh… terrible.
Without a condom, sex feels so empowering, like you’re opening this chick up, thrusting your love muscle inside her, spreading her vaginal walls and all that - with a condom, I feel like my dick is asking for permission to enter her party, then meekly hangs out as long as he can, not talking to anybody and avoiding all eye-contact, till, with little to no warning, he starts the weakest orgasm possible and makes a quick exit… ugh, sex with a condom really sucks.
Conclusion : I need a girlfriend.