Crotch Rot

I like eating between the thighs, but nothing ruins my appetite more than a beaver that smells. I figure the same goes for women going down on men. Besides a good shower, are there other things (products, etc.) we men can use to keep the crotch smelling like roses even when it’s been hours since the last shower?

Marty

I’ll take 2 minutes to grab a wash rag and do a quick ‘bird bath’ of all the nether regions. Smelling like ass and smegma turns ME off.

I just try and concentrate on making sure I squeeze every last drop of pee out before I tuck superturtle back in it’s Jockeyed shell. Keeping the ass clean and the underwear non-urine soiled is the best solution. My little woman actually gets turned on when my nuts have a little bit of a sweaty odor to them. I’m also circumscised, so I can’t dispense any foreskin maintenance tricks.

Don’t try jamming roses down your BVD’s. That could be painful.

I use a deodorant stick, a little cologne (be careful) and some baby powder. Seems to work great!

Blowtorch, butter, salt and a little garlic keeps the tubesteak fresh and “mmmm…mmmm- good!”

I don’t desire the taste of lotion, powder, cologne, deodorant or anything else used to freshen up down there. Nothing beats good old fashioned soap and water. Even if it is a bird bath as goldylox mentioned. If you think it isn’t fresh, then get a towel. She should understand even if she is offended. Maybe next time she would take extra care before hand. That goes with men too.

Drakkar Noir Body Lotion. I called it ball rub in Menthol flavor, waitresses love that minty taste and smell. No wonder they all smoked Newports.

Just to prevent general crotch rot and itch, try Gold Bond Body Powder. It will keep you dry and fresh, but of course since it contains menthol, a quit rinse before sex might still be in order.

There are plenty of feminine powders out there, but like I tell my children, deodorant shouldn’t replace a good wiping. :)

And always wipe front to back. :P

Found something tonight that works pretty good as a quick cleaner: baby wipes. You know, the kind you clean the baby with after they draw mud in the diaper. I took one and cleaned myself and she refused to stop sucking my dick until I had pumped a load in her throat. I guess they clean pretty well. Oh, and for the record, being the gentleman and pussy lover that I am, I rolled her over and feasted her to pleasure and then let her finish me off. Ladies first.