Flaming stools?

Hey all, I have a weird one for you today, lol.

I just had a s**t and my stools appeared to be smoking, quite a lot. Almost as much smoke as a lit cigarette was pouring from my stools. Anyone had this, know what it is? Could it be cos of the bleach down the toilet?

Thanks all.

Congrats! You are demoniacally possessed and it manifests when you pinch a loaf. You need an old priest, a young priest, and an ass doctor. The Power of Fiber and Christ compels you!

Seriously, I have bombed Hanoi before into a bleached bowl and other than the feeling that my ass hairs were being burned off and this pungent chemical smell, I have no idea. What did you eat different in the last 36 hours?

Did you crap outside while it was -10 degrees??

Eatin Cajun food are ya?

Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing.

I’ve never heard of smoking shit before. Did you eat 5 day old frijoles or something?

Do you live in Moose Jaw and shit in an outhouse?

This is all fact, considering the source. :D

…straight from the horse’s…..

You know, no matter how I edit this, it comes out obnoxious, hehe

No, noxious? Odiferous?

lol, thanks all, you cheered me up :p

If you guys are laughing then it should mean its not too serious.

Laters ;)

If you end up with a flaming piss or flaming spooge, then be worried.

Probably a case of too much hot sauce. Flaming Dr. Crapper lol

You’re lucky there were no cops around. You do know smoking crack is illegal in most places, don’t you?