Hot Dog In A Hallway

My girlfriend is gonna have a baby and I was wondering if after she has it, will sex be like throwing a hot dog in a hallway or does it tighten back up to about where it is now?

No, a match stick into a volcano would be more realistic. Seriously it takes time but it tightens back up. Someone with more medical know can tell you in depth and better than I can.

POLL: Looser vagina after kids?

Looks like you have about a two-thirds chance of some loosening, but only a small chance of severe loosening.

Just get her on a constant kegel schedule after she has the baby. And if she won’t do that then get something on the side until she tightens back up.

LOL, great tips guys.. She likes doing kegals anyways so thats good. I think I’ll be able to keep off of it for a while too cause I don’t wanna do her till she weighs under atleast 120 so that will give her a little time to tighten up.. And if I need something on the side I go to school on the other side of town anyways so I’ll pick some up there. I do have one question though, if girls tighten up after having a kid, why are pornstars so damn loose?

I’ve had 3 children, I can attest to the fact it gets tighter. Kegels are great, they work, but I don’t suggest you “find something else” in the meantime. That could and probably will get you hurt.

I nominate this for the sleaziest post at Thunders. Is another T-Shirt involved?

Not going to “do” her until she’s under 120 lbs. If that isn’t “love” I don’t know what is! :rolleyes:

Going to get something on the side? You should probably break up with the girl if you are going to treat her like this. Haven’t you heard of masturbation? It beats the hell out of cheating.

Calm down guys, I’m not gonna cheat, she’s actually the only girl I’ve ever been with and I’m her only guy too, any replies to the pornstar question?

Sure. Have you had sex with pornstars? If not, why do you think they’re loose?

THEY FINGER EACH OTHER WITH FOUR FINGERS!! Some guys are huge too and they slip out and even before they bone the girl’s vaginas are wide open. Dunno bout you guys but I can’t fit four fingers in my girl.

Let’s get a grip, so to speak.

The suggestion of taking on a lover because your wife has had your baby and will be looser for a time after is beyond far-fetched. Should women take lovers while we males are recovering from the flu, a vasectomy, varicoceles, or ED?

We should not get sexist about having babies.

My wife had surgery after our first born. So that meant no sex with her for 4 months. I masturbated like a mad monkey waiting for sex with her again.

She was tighter than she was before. It was great. And her breasts were very large and full of milk. Dont knock it till you try it. After the second child was born was when the looseness started and she stopped doing kegles. So, thats why I do PE and sometimes think of her sister while I nail her. It’s still all good.

All good advice guys, thanks a lot, I’m no longer worried about a loose vagina but I’m definetly not looking forward to a few months without sex. She won’t give me oral either cause she thinks it’s weird for the baby. Oh well.. I guess I will have to get reintroduced to my former girl PALMela

Another romantic!:up:

That’s what I call love.:)

You know how Venezolanos are :-)