How far do you shoot your cum?

I was just wondering about this because whenever I cum I don’t really shoot at all. It just basically falls out…I mean, it’s got momentum, but it doesnt go anywhere….like throwing a ball attached to a parachute or something. I’ve had some cum come out like it came out of a Super Soaker before, but that is very rare and only was achieved after hour+ masturbation sessions and oddly enough I remember they happened in 2 consecutive sessions (one day, in between). Can anybody shed some light on this and what is average? Is it supposed to shoot far?

I shoot REALLY far myself over my head for example if i try hard. Have you tried kegaling while ejaculating yet? That could help.Or right when youre about to shoot,stop hold back then 5 seconds later jer it really fast.

…….DUCK!!!!

Are you kegeling or reverse kegeling when you shoot to make it go that far?

Actually its naturally like that.Of corse it dosent happen all the time.When i kegel myself to orgasm(ex,when i give myself multible orgasms)it dosent shoot out as far.It was just a suggestion that might work for someone else.Also i noticed that the faster im going or the faster im being stimulated it shoots farther and to be honest fast is my preffered way of “getting off”.

If you practice kegels a few times a week…ya dont need to do them every day…in fact I dont recommend doing them that often. Just a couple hundred every other day is plenty. THEN, after a few weeks and along with practicing flexing your PC muscles during your ejaculations….I mean consciously flexing them with your ejaculatory spasms. ONce you get the rhythem of that down, you distance should improve pretty dramatically. I know I can ‘shoot’ several feet.

4 1/2 to 5 feet… No bull shit… If I pull out right before I shoot and angle it slightly up the second and third shot will go over the wifes head and hit the wall behind her… Only thing I was ever really good at in the sack besides oral.. I’ve got a “FUCK”, “HOLY SHIT”, “GAWD” comment from every girl I’ve slept with in this area… Finally, something sexual I excel in!

Furthest I ever shot was when I first figured out to jerk-off. I was pretty slow on figurung it out. It takes a while to coax it out. Sometimes I think it is the Ground Hog’s Day of spunk. I figured like 12 tugs and it would come up. While many friction blisters later. I found an old friend in Vasoline. Anyhow it shout about 9 feet to the bathroom door. Shit I thought it was knee carrelidge and Spinal Fluid that came out. What a clean up it was! It was like a Texas Oil Drill being tapped for the first time. LOL!

Somehow I was able to be molested (Sex)by this girl (the school whore who was somehow my friend, she was nicknamed preggo, because we figured she would have like an abortion a day) before I figured it out for myself. Spent months figuring I was like Impotent or shooting blanks. Where are you at Adriana I miss you! We also used to call her “mouth”, wonder why?!? I guess I was unknown in becoming the school cabby for the green beaver princess and where it would lead.

I remembered some stupid cum facts I read in a magazine or on the web eons ago. Average speed of ejaculate is 27 miles per hour. Fastest ever documented was 42 mph.

Well i dunno if there is an average but i suppose you have to look at it in two different perspectives.

First, are you alone and masturbating? Since its only you and it seems the penis does have a mind of its own, it really has no one to impress. Usually when i am i can reach my maxium erect state and all but my cum is like a baby volcano and erupts only to slide down the shaft.

But on the other hand, whenever im with my g/f, and she sucks the living hell outta me and strokes it, i can shoot up to 4 feet or more. Why? I have no idea. I suppose its because the phyiscal and mental states of arousal we’re in.

Just a thought, but who knows. sounded good :-)

Laterz

You guys are too cool. Could you immagine going up to a friend at work “So, Bob, know any good ways I can shoot my load farther? I’d like to blast it out like a porn star, right now I sometimes dribble” Hell if any of us wanted to be average we wouldn’t be here at Thunder’s. Why have a normal dick when we can have a monster cock. Why be ok or good in bed when we can be great in bed. Why have a dribble when you can be a super soaker.

Very good advise on shooting as a learned skill. You need to know how to really use your pc and work your breething. Also, just before/as you cum see your self spewing out lots of Peter North style chowder shots.

H2o throughout the day is vital, have a cup or bottle right by the bed with you . If doing a many hours long session have some teeth and breath friendly food by the bed. For long sessions I usually have a big jar of meal replacement shakes on hand.

Im with Regularwhiteguy on this, nothing like a womans reaction when you blast a few big salvo’s way over her head.

How far do you guys whoot when jerking off because I haven’t had a girl to impress :(

I have to admit I cum pretty far and I cum alot. Girls I’ve been with (missionary style) whenI pull out, I shoot all over their chest, face and past on the pillow or head board. I’ll tell you one thing, cum must burn like a bitch cause I’ve gotten it their eyes a couple of times. I had to laugh but they wern’t to happy about it. Even when I wack off I seem to shoot 4 or 5 feet. I know the longer I hold out more and farther it goes. I always wondered about this because of chats with the guys they would say they don’t cum that much or that far. I also wonder if this has to do with the size of our testicals, mine are huge. Even when I go for a massage and a happy ending the girl is usually surprised when I blow my load.

Damn i envy you guys who can shoot that far. Mine usually just gushes out. Sometimes it shoots up on my chest. I seem to cum harder/further when inspired by my girl. My body knows when i’m just jacking off. I don’t commonly pull out and squirt just for show. I can tell when i’m inside my girl i cum much harder. She always squeals when she can feel it squirting against her cervix. That’s why i would like to squirt harder.

I’ve done tons of kegel exercises and it has helped. I am taking clomid and it definitely increases the volume. I think part of the situation is just the plumbing you were born with. If there was a pill i could take or exercise that i could do, and cum like Peter North, i would damn sure do it.

I really think that kegel exercises are the key thing to enable you to shoot far. Of course a little mental concentration and holding back as to time it perfectly for maximum performance.

While lying on my back during a “whack off” session…Ive shot maybe 4 to 5 feet in the air…It felt as if it dam near hit the ceiling and if I didn’t duck…it would inevitably hit me in the face/kisser :chuckle: (physics 101 the law of gravity)

On some occasions I would “unwillingly” discover that my own cum was not too salty as I had presumed it might be based on my diet!..must be the new diet I’m on :) hmmmm.

Many times while having sex…Ive pulled out and shot way past over her head/pillow and hit the back wall with such a force that you’d swear you could actually hear the SPLATTT!!! over all the heavy moaning and breathing.

Its kind of neat watching it dribble down the wall..its almost as if its a defining moment of pride…

Hey woman!!!…look what I’ve accomplished!!! (someone please get a rag and clean this mess up):chuckle:

Yeah, you guys are cool. I don’t know what it is but whenever a guy takes a picture of it shooting out, it is like art to me. Especially if he catches a steady stream. I swear it excites me seeing that. Not the real thick kind though. Looks like his dick is vomitting or anything. I have no idea why I like to see that..and the further you shoot the more excited I get. Like a little kid excited though. (Yes, I am weird). I guess it is seeing what I can’t see if you are inside me or wearing a condom. I guess I am fascinated. Perfect word. I am fascinated by the sight. Plus guys who shoot really far, if they are deep enough in you, you can really feel the first burst shooting inside you. :)