You probably have a most common thing.
A small cyst in your testicle. I forget the technical jargon for it all, but suffice it’s common and it usually forms at the top of the testicle in the area where the tube leading from the testicle actually joins with the testicle.
I have one also. After almost ten years mine has gotten quite big and I’m about to go back to the urologist to demand it be removed.
Here’s how it will go down:
You’ll go to the urologist and he’ll check it out. AKA: “cop a feel”, you could ask for a reach around to break the tension. Then he’ll schedule an ultra sound appointment with a young hottie of a female technician. After this appointment you’ll walk back through the parking lot feeling totally humiliated and kicking your own ass because you didn’t have the guts to ask for a happy ending. Although you really did want to after the amount of KY she globbed on your sack while small talking you up. Been there, done that, somewhere there’s a thread around here about this - oh’ the shame.
Then you’ll go back to the urologist and he’ll explain that you don’t have cancer, that it’s just a minor cyst, that lot’s of guys have it and that they don’t do anything about it unless it gets real big or painful. Hopefully you have insurance and your co-pays
won’t have you out mortgaging the farm.
From this point on two things will haunt you as you get older: Why you didn’t ask that smoking hot female tech with her KY all over your balls for a happy ending? and, the fact that you really would like this foreign growth removed from your sack, especially as it start to grow into a third nut.
Think I’m joking, I’m sure others could chime in here also.
I want mine removed, it’s getting huge and the thought of it somehow being related to the onset of cancer is really un-nerving, regardless of what the doctors have to say about it.
My Buddy just had the operation for this because his was getting to big. They had to put a drainage tube in his sack for a few days and over the last 2 weeks the incision has ripped back open twice on him. He said it wasn’t pretty because besides hurting like a bitch, it spewed all sorts of drainage all over. He hasn’t driven a car in 3 weeks now, but the Doc says; “it’s healing nicely”. I asked him if he gets to cut the Doc’s balls off when his fall off?
Okay, there you have it.
The good, the bad, and the ugly. Now you know what you’re up against.
Just do all us guys that have been through this a favor and ask that beautiful little college aged tech for the happy ending.
Either way, if she obliges or if you get thrown out of the office with your pant’s still around your ankles,
all us guys that have been here will have something to laugh about.