Oats...miracle food for the penis?

I don’t know what it is, but every time I eat oats I turn into a monster in bed. Better EQ, drive, energy, etc. Anyone else have this result after eating oats or am I the only one? I’ve heard about it when I was young, but always heard that oats increasing sex drive was an old wive’s tale.

In my case though, it works. I have no idea why…but thought I’d open a discussion to see if anyone else out there loves oatmeal for this reason now.

BTW: Steel cut oats are the best as far as taste goes, but they take much longer to cook (30 mins). I think what I’m going to do is cook a few days worth in the crockpot overnight to have stored in the fridge. They reheat much better than old fashioned or instant oats.

I eat oatmeal every morning for breakfast, but for my heart. But if oats are good for circulation to the heart they are good for circulation every where.

There’s something to it. I always eat three packets of oatmeal when I’m backpacking or climbing. It’s the only meal I’m really picky about on trail.

I think I’m going to make oats my number 1 source of carbs now. If only I had not been so averse to eating it as a child!@

They clear cholesterol from your arteries. I’m going to eat some cheerios. Use oats in my meatloaf mixture last night had a really great edging session with one of the largest erections I had in a long time. Surely I was sporting 6” girth last night.

I make my porridge half and half oatmeal and rolled oats. If I am feeling particularly bebauched I’ll add a tablespoonful of set honey and a little milk. yummm :)

Anyone for oatmeal cookies?

As long as there is none of that partially hydrogenated stuff in them :)

No I make them with sweet butter.

I’ll have a cookie please. I love oats.

Steel cut oats rock, didn’t notice any EQ difference though. Maybe because I don’t eat it enough, takes too damn long to cook.

Get quick-cooking oatmeal. It’s like instant, only has more nutrients.

Never heard of that, do they have it for steel cut? Also how do they make it quick-cooking, is it some kind of genetic mutant?

Nothing like old fashion Quaker oats!

I’m not sure, but I would guess yes, it is certainly a mutant… or an alien form of Quaker Oats.

Nah, don’t think they have steel cut, but it’s good stuff; I get the Irish kind, very potent if you don’t have a lot of fiber in your diet, so don’t schedule anything with anyone you care more about.