The Flesh Is Weak (safe sex)
Ya know, usually you’d expect the girl to be the one to make you put on a condom, but it’s not always so…
I’m seeing this new girl now and she doesn’t like to use condoms. She’s the type to just grab my meat and stick it in her. I’ve played Russian Roulette before, and I don’t want to again, but goddamn, it’s so hard to resist. I’m more worried about knocking her up than anything else, but then again, I don’t know where she’s been either. I don’t want to insult her by making her think that I think she has a disease, but I want to play it safe to avoid the paranoia later. How can I initiate using a rubber without insulting her to the point where she won’t fuck me at all? She’s young, dumb, and full of cum… but then again, so am I.
On top of all that, I hate condoms anyway. So you can imagine the temptation of just going bareback ‘cause that’s what she wants anyway. Grrrr!!!
The truth is probably my best bet. Perhaps I’ll just tell her I’m scared of getting her pregnant. That’s a valid arguement, right? How could she turn me down for that? Hopefully she’ll be so horny she won’t care, and I can put a rubber on without fanfare.
I’d like to thank all you old hippies for doing all the drugs and having all the sex so that future generations such as mine can live with the crushing reality of possibly getting a sexually transmitted disease that can kill you. The days of goin’ to the clinic for a shot to “clear things up” are long dead. Thanks for having all the fun, assholes.