What is the size of a magnum condom

OD- congrats on the substantial meat. Regular condoms will fit but they won’t be as comfy as the Mags.

Guys, when you ask for them from the girl at the counter, speak up and put a little bass behind it.
You’ll be amazed at the response from those around you- and ego boost.

The only time I’ve ever bought condoms was at WalMart like 3 years ago. They were the Trojan “Her Pleasure” version. I got them off a rack myself, and used the self-checkout line, and nobody was any wiser. I was amazed when it turned out they weren’t that loose on me (this kind is actually supposed to be pretty loose, so I thought they were gonna feel like a shopping bag with a rubber band around the base.)

I only used one, and that was to see if they would fall off. Haven’t had a reason to put one on since then.

I just did a condom test today, and found that the extra sensitive Trogan condoms don’t fit me anymore. That was definitely a great ego boost. Now, I get to wear the MAGNUMS!!! That’s just fuckin’ awesome right thurr. LOL. I can’t wait to reach my goal and then I’ll need the XLS, and that’s just the pinnacle. Then it won’t be no joke, and if the cashier girl has something to say I’ll offer to give her a throw and she can see whether or not I need them. F-in A Cotton. F-in A.

I cut a cottonelle toilet paper roll down the legth and measured it ( which is what you need to do.. Just measure your cock circ) but any way it is 4.75 inches. So if you are the size of a tp roll then you are effectively 4.75” or there about.

I was lucky to be born with programming for generous girth, but until recently I had absolutely no idea that I was.

I don’t ever think I was able to climax in a standard condom and for many years I had no clue why. It must have been because my thick little sausage was getting strangled.

Recently, even though I don’t need them, I went and bought XLs just to try them out. I also wanted to see the expression on the cute and petite asian pharmacist gal’s face when I dropped them on the counter. Unfortunatley, she was perfectly composed and never looked me in the face. Damn. Anyway, the fit was surprisingly comfortable and stable when I jerked with one on. I wished I had known enough to use this size years and years ago.

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Are you sure you measured right? I actually use cottonelle and just measured it again, and it is 5.25, or maybe 5.20 as measured from the inside. This is exactly in line with what I read (something from Men’s Health), which also stated that they are all pretty much the same, standard size (except for “economy” rolls like you may have at work, which have even bigger cores - maybe 5.75). Try a paper towel roll (also usually 5.25) or something, but none of the major commercial brands should be smaller than 5.25.

>>> Guys, when you ask for them from the girl at the counter, speak up and put a little bass behind it.

They keep the condoms behind the counter in New York? :)

That’s strange, I just measured my Cottonelle roll (after a lengthwise cut) at 5.2” It’s kinda sorta loose on me, so it makes sense that I’m 4.9” EG when I measure direct. I guess TP rolls vary within brands (like a different lot has inner-rolls from a different inner-roll manufacturer). Whatever.

Were you asking in terms of the “girth”, or the “length” which they accomodate?

I don’t remember where, but I remember seeing a link [on here I believe] to some official chart thing before and it said Magnum XL’s are for those that are 7.5”+ EL. This would make sense since it would uphold why Magnum’s are ‘renowned’ the world over.

:D

Some places do, some don’t- theft prevention I guess

I’m looking forward to getting some more girth so I can walk up the the cute girl with a Spray can of Whip cream and a box of XL’s :)

Have you considered giving women a try, or at least a :sheepdo: ?

You can probably go with an XL and be quite happy. In the interest of preparing for that first time invest the $2 and try one out. Lots of guys, myself included, spend years not knowing that they are girthy or why condoms mess with their erections the way they do.

Well, it took him a few afternoons to find one, and he does have to go 3 blocks out of his way, but yes.

Amen

But oh so worth it ;)

Cabfare to store with hot shopgirl:
$5 + tip

Dozen Magnums:
$9.99 + tax

Total Cost for twice weekly trip:
$35

Look of red faced awe on shopgirl’s face:
Fucking priceless

You use 24 condoms a week? What do you do with them? Eat them? :D