Originally Posted by mravg
I think you shouldn’t worry about it. For one thing, girls who think about penis size, probably know about the “theory” that Asian men are smaller. So their expectations would be less, or they like smaller guys, or they just don’t care.
I think it would be harder to be a black guy, because girls would always assume that you had a giant dick. Black guys probably get more looks of disappointment than Asians!
mravg,
That reminds me of a story I witnessed years ago while I was still in the military.
One weekend, four of my buddies ended up partying with these two college girls. We had met them earlier that night at a local bar.
For the purposes of this story I’ll relay that two of my buddies were white, one black and I’m Asian. Well at bar, one of the girls immediately made a bee-line for my black friend. She was all over him and he was loving it. Who wouldn’t?
Well fast forward four hours, twenty four tequila shots and thirty six Coronas later. All six of us were back at the girl’s apartment. One of the two white guys had adeptly managed to hook up with the other girls and of course, my black friend was still enjoying the affections of her very drunk friend.
There were two twin beds with a couple in each, eagerly examining each others tonsils. My other white friend was sitting next to me on the floor near the beds, just drinking our beers and quietly observing, like the losers we were. We didn’t want sloppy seconds. I think we were hoping that we would eventually go unnoticed and get a free sex show!
Suddenly, without warning, the one girl unbuttons, unzips and slides my black friend’s jeans and drawers to his knees. Basically she did this in one smooth motion. What a pro!
By doing this she unveiled the contents contained within and looking down, her wide grin was replaced by an expression that I only can describe as, part confusion and part shock, mixed in with a little bit of anger.
She immediately blurted out, “Oh, hell no.” She then got up, shaking her head and promptly left the bedroom. My buddy was so drunk that he was still sprawled out on the bed, jeans pulled down to his knees, eyes closed with a silly grin on his face. The other girl, hearing the comment from her friend, got up and ran after her.
We could here them arguing in the kitchen. I distinctly remember the irate girl saying that it was a “waste of her time”. In a few minutes, the girls came back and the one b**ch announced that they were tired and were going to bed. Well, we regrouped, told my friend to pull his pants up and grabbed the remainder of the beer we had earlier bought at the package store. The hour long car ride back to the barracks was a solemn and somber journey.
I don’t think we ever mentioned the incident in front of the black guy ever again. Plus, he was 6’2” and 220 pounds and built like a linebacker. He would have kicked our ass if we busted his chops about it. You know, he lost his swagger for a couple of months but later shook it off, returning to his old self.
Thinking back to this incident I can only assume that the girl in mention was a size queen of sorts and had stereo-typed the black guy based on perhaps his ethnicity and physique. By exposing his genitalia she found out what we had known all along because we had communal showers. She found out that he was very moderately endowed and actually more on the diminutive side of the scale.
I guess sometimes you just can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
Moto