It reminds me of a joke as well:
A man and his wife are driving down the road, having a terrible fight. She found out he was cheating. Eventually she gets so mad she pulls out a knife and cuts off his penis while he is driving.
Meanwhile, in the car behind them, and man is driving to church with his 9 year old daughter. Out of nowhere, this penis hits the windshield, splat! It sticks for a second and then flies off, leaving a mark on the glass.
“What was that daddy”?
The man was blushing, but finally came up with the answer “It was just a bug”.
“Oh”, says the little girl. She sits quietly in thought for a few minutes while they continue the drive.
Finally she says, “Daddy, that bug sure had a big dick!”
Horny Bastard