Burned the inside of my dick.
Bet you never heard of *this* minor injury before!
I’ve got a serious piercing: an apadravya, a 1.5” steel rod vertically through the head of my dick, about 6 months old. It gets in the way of PE exercises a bit, but no problem for my first couple weeks. But then I added stretches in front of a small space-heater—maybe 120-130 degree F air—which felt nice on my skin, no pain. But evidently the metal absorbed a bit more of the heat, and conducted it into my flesh, because now the inside of my piercing is irritated, maybe burned, and bleeds when I jelq. I’ll probably need to take a few days off to recuperate.
So it’s not enough for me to get skewered, I have to go cauterize it from the inside out. Jeez..
Just posting this for your amusement, to remind you there is someone way stupider and crazier than yourself.