Can I spank my monkey before or after PE

Lol, avocet8 beat me to it. This topic has been brought up so many times it has been elevated to in joke status. I just hope that lovinthebeach5 isn’t hiding under his computer thinking “Oh crap, what have I started?”

Masturbation will not affect PE gains from the point of view of hormone release or some such. I can’t discount the “plumped up” factor mentioned by matutinal_euphony for some guys. For others that can’t PE for more than 10 seconds without sporting wood spanking pre-PE might be a good thing, at least till they get used to PE. I wouldn’t see any potential problems at all for post-PE monkey spanking.

Keep in mind that spanking to excess, like 5 times a day, will take time away from PEing and give you a sore monkey.

Therefore spanking the monkey, stroking the salami, choking the rooster/chicken, slaying the one eyed monster, should be seperated from the PE exercises just to be safe.

Also, in rare cases it has been known to make your dick fall off.

Don’t forget blindness and hairy palms.

The real answer is: you do what YOU think is best. I don’t think it matters (except in the case of doing it before your workout can make it difficult to be erect enough for some exercises).

Oh man.. did you actually get suckered in to buying one of those PE “helper monkeys” they are advertising on the pay sites? Those things are a total waste. All mine ever did was eat everything in site and fling his feces EVERYWHERE. and the little fucker couldn’t jelq for shit.

sorry- had to do it.

Seriously though I agree with Westla- but I found sometimes masturbating about an hour before exercises that require a flaccid penis can be helpful in preventing accidental erections. As far as it impeding gains- I haven’t read anything compelling enough to stop me- especially after a clamping session when I’ve had a raging erection for 20 plus minutes (in ten minute stretches mind you)

Hey, be careful what you do to that monkey. Didn’t you see what happened to that guy at the zoo in California? OUCH! They’re vicious little suckers.

Absolutely under no circumstances spank a monkey before or after a workout. I would wait until later, you just never can be too careful about that shit.