Celery increases sperm load?

I have heard in many other forums eating celery will increase the your load when ejaculating.

Well what I was wondering if you could take the supplement “Celery Seed” and get the same effects?

Celery/celery supplements effect on erections

These forums are great…I’ve already bought a can of oatmeal, now I have to get some celery too.:)

What does oatmeal do?

Oatmeal - the wonder breakfast meal

Haven’t you read the fine print on oatmeal? I mean the real stuff. It reads enlarge your penis by at least 2” in 3 months. Guaranteed you have to eat 3 bowls a day, but I think it’s worth it don’t you?

I’ve noticed that by putting Garlic on all of my foods I have bigger loads too.

Stinkier loads too, I’m sure… just ask your girl.

No, you’d be surprised that it doesn’t. I use it in moderation on many foods. I remember when the “newer” King Kong came out I would pretend I was KK by stomping around eating large sticks of celery. It was pretty funny on drunken escapades, but it proved to me that celery worked also.

I have been rubbing instant oatmeal on my penis for 2 months with only moderate gains, my GF tells me my penis tastes like brown sugar though! I’ll try beating my penis with a celery stick but I’m almost ready to quit, this PE just doesn’t work.

Celery is also a negative calorie food meaning that it requires more calories to digest than the celery contains. Just another little weapon against the dreaded fat pad.

Don’t beat it with celery sticks. I found it to work great as jelqing sticks. The essance soaks through the skin after several motions and swells up the dick like never before!

Ah, celery and oatmeal! Sounds like great laxative. And with all the extra time in the restroom you can get in extra PE time.

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Long Grass, a nice idea for the jelqing sticks, for those I find I need something a bit more forceful though, simply stick your penis in a mouse trap and hit the trigger. Then pull!

Those comments cracked me up.