Curious, gay or not?

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Are you gay, straight, or bi POLL

25% Between Gau,bi And In The Middle Out Of 100.

There Was Bigger Poll, But I Don’t See It Anymore.

You mean we are not all gay here?!!!

How about a small dick?

Yeah, just think.

You found another one! GOOD!

Of course not.

The browser cache did have four references to this page, but each one was auto-updated as I opened it to the current view. So I’ll reconstruct my post and explain who Nurse Betty is. :)

This reminded me of a couple interesting fetish-type activities that some hetero guys participate in which allow them to have man-to-man sex, but still call themselves straight.

The first is frottage. In this case it means rubbing two cocks together. From what I’ve read there are a number of straight men who participate in this, even those with wives or girlfriends. It allows them to get off without a fear of pregnancy, can be done anonymously, is safe (STD-wise) and doesn’t involve “girlie” things like kissing or “gay” things like ass fucking. They generally sit cock-to-cock, balls-to-balls and take turns masturbating the two dicks together. Sometimes another guy “helps.” No sucking or fucking allowed. Many use it as a way to satisfy their curiosity about homo sex without a full blown gay encounter. You’ll find some interesting sites on the Internet if you search for “cock rub” or “frottage.”

The second is the medical exam fetish. There’s a whole subculture devoted to doctor-patient roll play. Many of the “patients” are straight, but the exam tends to focus on the genitals and anus (in the form of rectal temperature taking and enemas). The “doctor” is usually older and may or may not participate in a sexual encounter. Usually the patient is given a thorough, nude physical exam with an emphasis on the digital rectal exam (prostate check) and rectal temperature. A “semen sample” is usually obtained by the “doc” masturbating the patient. Some guys are deeply into it. There’s one Australian “doc” who has a complete exam room (including a table with stirrups and all the right equipment) set up in his home. I don’t think there’s a fee charged, but some docs may require the patient to allow part of the exam to be video taped or photographed. A surprising number of hetero college-age guys want an older man to probe their behinds. :)

(I’m setting up a neighborhood clinic soon. Call Nurse Betty for an appointment!)

Jejjejejeee.,, You Are Funny As Hell!

Hog,
You mean that not everyone here wants to have hot, sweaty, noisy, all night, passionate sex with Penelope Cruz, Halle Berry, and Jennifer Lopez at the same time?
Also, if it is not too late, I would like to add Salma Hayak to my gay fantasy.
Also, congrats on the promotion to 7.5!

To all nice fellows,

1. How do you know if you are gay or not?
2. If you are Bisexual, I’m wondering how can you have sex with either man or woman?
3. Oral sex (man and man) proves GAY?
4. Gay men really have to fuck your ass during sex?

Sorry, silly questions… And no offense, but I’m really curious, and appologize if it sounds stupid and rediculous to you.

Best regards,

daBoogies :boogie:

It doesn’t depend at all on what you do sexually, rather on what you find your main attraction to be: primarily to men or primarily to women. Most of us have strong intuitions by some age where our attraction is, mainly.

In some cases one’s attraction is pretty much equal, and those folks tend to be bi-sexual.

I adore (gay word, I believe) Salma Hayek. Check her feet in “From Dusk Until Dawn”.7:^) Yes, I confess, I’m a lesbian imprisoned in a male body.

Daboogies,

I don’t know about 2,3 and 4. But about 1 there’s a simple test that will give you a very precise idea:

a) Do you like ballet?
b) Do you like Gladiator movies?
c) Do you french-kiss male partners while making love?
d) Can you keep your body from shaking when you listen to “I Will Survive” (Gloria Gaynor version, of course)?
e) Do you know the lyrics of “I Will Survive” by heart?
f) Do you like cooking (other than BBQ’s)?
g) Do you still live with your mother? (Applies only if you are over 35 y.o.)

If you answer is “yes” to ALL this questions, you are gay.:D

Just kidding, Daboogie.

Now, seriously. Only you can answer your question properly. All I can tell you is that you DO NOT have to anguish about this. If you are gay, I suspect you’d be facing a difficult world out there, but will still have friends and family, at least those that count. And, of course, your friends dick pullers here at Thunder’s.

As I understand it, you are gay if you are capable of loving men in a sensual way. If you feel attracted to male individuals. If you fall in love with men. If you like sustaining a romantic relationship with men. And you are not interested in women at all.

Don’t feel anxious about this, though. And DO NOT feel ashamed, whatever your sexual orientation.:)

Hog,
RE Item b)
Surely (and I’m not calling you Shirley), you can’t say that if you liked “Gladiator” that might mean that you are gay?
If you are just talking about those old Steve Reeves Hercules type movies, well then you might have a point.

Including Steves Reeves movies, of course. BUT the answer has to be positive to ALL the questions.

If I’ve had three long term, live in relationships with MEN in my life then I’m straight???

But I’ve been mother to them, and I’m sure they’ve been mother to me. Maybe that’s what it is!!!

OK, let me answer.

a) No, I love ROCK instead!
b) Boring movie… I just watch it a bit and I threw away the DVD
c) I had never made love to anyone! Seriously, no lie, I only masturbate, some friends (male and female) want to give me blow jobs, but I always denied (afraid of HIV).
d) No idea, because I kind of forgot that song
e) Same to d)
f) No! I’m so lazy about cooking, never cook even I’m alone -> EAT OUT ALWAYS haha..
g) No, my parents are somewhere else, I live with my sister.

All responses are true!

So, what I’m now?

Is it that bad?

Ofcourse not, I don’t have to be ashame if I were gay. What I got in my head is I don’t know what kind of sexual relationship I will have either because I never had one!

Oh, but I like to do sports and body building to keep my body look sexy and cool (slim), I don’t like to have big belly, I hate dirtiness and I always dress up like western (jeans, shorts, T-Shirts, sneakers… ) while I’m off work. Friends and family call me “Pretty Boy”, “Too hygiene bla bla bla”, it’s the way they tease me, I always demand them (even my beloved and dearest sister) to do blood-test if they want to eat with me (same dish, something like this), use my materials… SOMETIME I found that I’m too maniac! But I’m very open and friendly, sometimes very talkative :D
Is it telling you something?

Best regards,

daBoogies :boogie:

PS :
I wish I could have also the answers to these questions :

Daboogie,

I can’t really explain what makes a person gay, but I do know what makes one straight:

Loving women, enjoying their natural aroma, salivating at the sight (and smell) of their pussy, feeling the urge to jump them when you see their voluptuous bodies, and the curves of their asses and tits. Feeling extreme pleasure when looking at their eyes during a converstion, during which -BTW- you have to make serious efforts not to kiss their mouths; or while looking at their legs and -in my case- delicate feet. Feeling the need to suck, kiss, lick,caress their breasts… 7:^)

I’m sorry I’m not a poet and have the limitations of the language (my native tongue is Spanish), to properly explain with words what a straight man experiments at the sight of a woman. But when you feel it you know what it is.:)

Im really sorry guys but im not gay.

I LOVE women TOO much for it to be possible, every single thing about a hot sexy woman makes me crazy for them. I hope you guys can still see me as a good friend :)