Ever been caught in the act?

She’s definitely looking, but the jelqing kind of turns into “milking” when she’s looking, and is therefore taken as an invitation to join in when she “busts” me. Also, she’s been suprised more than once by my invitations to get the bone dance on after she’s seen me in my cock-tug-o-war- she wants to know why I didn’t ,”finish myself off”. My “stealth” is actually kind of out in the open so when she “busts” me I just play like I’m masturbating- but I do *try* to keep it to myself when convenient. Now hanging or wearing a wrap or golf weights is a different story- don’t think “masturbating” would explain away something hanging off of my dick. She’s seen me jelqing a few times but really has no clue. She found my rice sock the other day and I told her it was a homemade heating pad and she let it go at that. I really don’t think she’ll put two and two together- intuition wise she ain’t the brightest candle on the cake if you know what I mean (and yes, I’m *totally* cool with that ;-p)

I don’t know wantsmore, that “healthy” remark makes me think she is a little sharper than you realize. ;)

What a lady!

Often when i’m about to get caught, i also camouflage it as masturbation. My girl does’nt care that i masturbate, she gets turned on by it. She even encourages me to watch porn sometimes, and whack it off - so she does’nt care at all when she catches me with my pants down. She even masturbates more than me, and does’nt attempt to hide it at all. I guess she just has to get off at least 2 times a day. Total nymfomaniac. Obviously i’m bragging now. :D

She caught me once though, when i was in the middle of an ULI. She stepped through the door, looked at my dick, and said “Wow, what is wrong with it? It looks like it’s going to explode!”. I just explained to her that it helps the blood circulation, and that it may help me to get it more hard when we were having sex. She bought it pretty well, maybe because it’s the truth also.

But i’m thinking about letting her into my secret about this topic, because she obviously has’nt found out that i have increased in size yet. Maybe because she sees it so often, that it’s hard to notice it gradually changing. If she has’nt found out by herself that something’s happening when i reach 8 inches, i’ll probably tell her.

You know, I’ve actually wondered about that before….after all, I’ve got to take care of the bank accounts, the paperwork, and all the other harassing details of life because I’m “so much better at it”- Meanwhile, I’m working my ass off to give her a bigger cock, get back in shape, and keep up with her young ass and the occasional young hottie she lures into our web. Maybe *I’m* the one under the sway of a superior force….hmmmmm.

Sounds like an affirmative to me wantsmore. Bamboozled by the voodoo poonanie, ain’t life grand?

I’m BAAAAAAAAAAck! Oh I did’nt know I left.

I’m bored, everybody else is getting laid but me on Valentine’s day, And I’m really really pissed?

The forum has 10s of thousands of members and yet I’ve yet to hear a single story of someone getting totally busted! Getting caught jelqing doesn’t count. I want to hear stories of getting caught stark naked with porn fullscreen blaring, 4 clamps snapped tight, and 1” expansion. Or cables running across room to 20lb weight that impossible to unattach. I need to hear these bc one day I will be caught and I will need to instantly be able to recall the humiliation of others for comfort :)

And this happen to you, tell KP all about it.

I though I would re fry this thread for humor sake and for all the new members to gawk at.

Luckily I never been caught, Unfortunate for me the basement washroom has no lock. Thats where I do my PE since that washroom is essentially assigned to me. No one ever really uses it, but I’m always afraid one day someone might barge in.

Me, I have never been caught.

Last night I was jelqing at around 60% and my dad walked into my room. Luckily I had time to react and get up off my bed. My dick wasn’t erect and was pumped from the jelqing so hopefully he just thought I was getting changed for bed and is proud of me cause he thinks I have a hugh one. Thankfully I wasn’t “speed jelqing” haha!

Your from Earth?

I like your AKA, hehehehe!

Well I have been at for a little over three years and have not been caught. I don’t intend to get caught.