All one has to do to convince her, is measure wrong while she watches. Then when she tells her friends about it she looks stupid!
burntoutlife
Gaining nearly 2 inches in matter of seconds
iamaru
Originally Posted by flyingwood
Women give sex to get love. Men give love to get sex.
Waay to broad and sweeping a statement. Somewomen give sex to get love. Somemen give love to get sex. But the flip side is true as well Somemen give sex to get love. Somewomen give love to get sex.
Running a Massive Co-Front.
The Beasty One
Originally Posted by motivated
The thing is, you have to sleep with really stupid women to use this kind of trick successfully. I mean, what’s the point in simply going around and saying your dick is 9”, when in fact it’s only 7”? Who cares? Or, you could do this anyway, without measuring from the side, or without measuring at all!But once you get a gal into the sack, it’s the moment of truth. I don’t know about the others, but the women I know not only would not fall for a stunt like that, they would ride you even more relentlessly and publish your sophomore prank to the whole female population. In short, it would backfire big-time. Everyone would know your true size, along with the fact that you tried to fudge it!
Wow man, wow. Firstly, who the hell goes around and loudly proclaims his size to women? That’s just the totally wrong way of going about it. Second, women know jack about size. You could tell ‘em you’re a 9 incher and get away with it. Thirdly, I don’t think you gain 2 inches, it’s more like .5 if measured from the top. Fourthly, women don’t really size you up by your inches or centimetres, they usually class it as small, medium, big, large or huge. :)
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wadzilla
Originally Posted by motivated
….But once you get a gal into the sack, it’s the moment of truth. I don’t know about the others, but the women I know not only would not fall for a stunt like that, they would ride you even more relentlessly and publish your sophomore prank to the whole female population. In short, it would backfire big-time. Everyone would know your true size, along with the fact that you tried to fudge it!
Very true. Back in the day, when I was a bouncer at a hot night spot, this really weird-looking guy would show up every Friday night - skin tight pants with a hellish mound in front. I immediately recognized it as a cheap codpiece, but amazingly the opinion amongst others was divided. He was the classic lounge lizard - gold chains, thinning hair, rings on his fingers, always pointing to people and nodding with a big grin. Total phony.
Finally, a friend of one of the barmaids decided to leave with “Tony Disco” and see what he was all about. When they were at his place, he popped into the bathroom, but when he came out - still dressed - the “John Holmes Mound” was mysteriously absent. She questioned him about it, he got nervous, she darted into the bathroom and saw it under a towel on the hamper: a huge moulded thing that felt like rubber. She tried to run out with it, but he snatched it off of her.
Needless to say, she told everybody.
Needless to say, we never saw him again.
Chairs Missing
Originally Posted by wadzilla
Very true. Back in the day, when I was a bouncer at a hot night spot, this really weird-looking guy would show up every Friday night - skin tight pants with a hellish mound in front. I immediately recognized it as a cheap codpiece, but amazingly the opinion amongst others was divided. He was the classic lounge lizard - gold chains, thinning hair, rings on his fingers, always pointing to people and nodding with a big grin. Total phony.Finally, a friend of one of the barmaids decided to leave with “Tony Disco” and see what he was all about. When they were at his place, he popped into the bathroom, but when he came out - still dressed - the “John Holmes Mound” was mysteriously absent. She questioned him about it, he got nervous, she darted into the bathroom and saw it under a towel on the hamper: a huge moulded thing that felt like rubber. She tried to run out with it, but he snatched it off of her.
Needless to say, she told everybody.
Needless to say, we never saw him again.
That is really sad and pathetic. I feel bad for that guy.
Start (6-10-05) BPEL: 6.7" |EG: 4.6" |NBP: 5.9"
Now (10-26-06) BPEL: 7.75 |EG:5" |NBP: 7.05"
man_head
Did you send him over to here?
Krtel
Originally Posted by SlackJawedYokel
Well women seem pretty clueless when it comes to size, thinking that 7” is 9” etc …….
Exactly!
grondy
Women don’t see penis size the same way men do anyway. Penises look larger when not viewing them from above and women have smaller hands. Most women judge penis size by the way it feels, not in inches. Your 6.5x5.15 wsbig becuase it felt big to her vagina. Most men PE for themselves, not for womens pleasure, despite what they tell others.
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