I Just Had A Perfect Pumping Session

This is just a little brag post. I did some pumping about ten years ago and found moderate success (Original Bathmate Hercules) pumping every evening in the shower after work. Come the end of summer I went back to school and I pumped less frequently, but shortly thereafter sized out of the Hercules in girth. I tossed the pump and went on with life.

Several years ago I picked up a BM Goliath and I tell you until now that thing has been nothing but trouble. I got bad seals, balls sucking in to the tube, dark spots, Quasimodo dick (foreskin completely inflated with fluid, and gaiter marks all around the base (looked like I had been deep deepthroated and then used as a chew toy).

So this year, thinking ahead to news year’s resolutions, self improvement and such I got myself a few Christmas presents which I had read about in separate threads here at TP. Three pieces of silicone have completely changed my relationship with the Goliath, and given me the kind of comfortable and easy use that led me to sizing out of the Hercules.

1. Ball Stretcher
2. Penis Sleeve
3. Pump Sleeve

Item one has eliminated the ball sucking and seems to have a secondary benefit of correcting, or at the very least preventing further turkeynecking.

Item two took some figuring out, I started with a straight 6 inch sleeve that sort of reduced fluid buildup, but wasn’t quite right ( would roll up inside the pump in the middle of my session and still got fluid buildup after my second 15min set). What I ended up with was two pieces of silicone, of uneven lengths with diagonal cuts on one end each. I put the longer one on first, then the shorter one right on top of it with both diagonal cuts lined up to my frenulum. No more Quasimodo Dick.

Finally the third item, the tube sleeve is not so much a sleeve as a gasket. It fits over the base of the tube and reduces the apparent size of the entrance to the tube. This fixed the gaiter marks as well as nearly eliminated the effect of pumping my fat pad rather than my dick.

I just completed three 15 minute sets and came out of the tube without any deformities or marks, and fantastic EQ to boot. I feel like there is serious synergy in the combination of these three add-ons, maybe for others they sound unnecessary or like a lot of trouble, but I for one will never go back to plain pumping. If you are a frustrated pumper like I was I cannot recommend these three improvements highly enough.