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I need a mentor/saviour/miracle

I need a mentor/saviour/miracle

My life = living hell. My penis is small. I need a bigger penis. I have absolutely no confidence. Everyone arounds me keeps bugging me about “getting a girlfriend”. People suspect that I am gay (I’m not homophobic, but it’s getting pathetic).

I need someone to set me up with a routine/schedule that I follow. And has to create a system and increase and whatnot at certain time-frames. Please! Someone be my Santa. I don’t want to be a virgin for the rest of my life.

So have you measured your penis? What size is it? I can help you to get a bigger penis, but I can’t help you to get laid. Yes, this is a disclaimer. :)


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Help me, please. My penis is in the 5.5 x 4.8 range (erect). I’ll have exact measurements tomorrow. I greatly appreciate your help! :)

What kind of experience have you got on PE so far?


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

While base is busy thinking up a program for you, allow me to be the first to tell you that you don’t have a small d*ck. You just don’t have a big one.


"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty". -Roland, in Stephen King's The Last Gunslinger

But I am overweight. So it gives the illusion of a small dick. I’m on a diet, but I still need a 7 x 5.5. Also, I really want to increase my flaccid size.

EDIT: eXPERIENCE: Tried maybe 4 sessions in two years.

Okay now. What I want you to do is to take a look at the top of the Newbie Forum, where you’ll find a pinned thread with title “Most important newbie threads”. I encourage you to read every thread there. There’s also the infamous newbie routine linked. Follow this routine for two weeks consistantly and then contact me by PM. Any questions?


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

I did a search on masturbation, but I couldn’t find the exact answer. Keep in mind, it’s impossible to look at every single reply in every single thread that comes up when i search “masturbation”.

So can I masturbate before I PE. I’m always 100% erect if I don’t masturbate. So will masturbation hinder my gains?


Last edited by mr.dcxx : 12-22-2004 at .

Yeah, well, this has been answered many, many times, but here we go… :D

You CAN masturbate before PE as long as there is long enough time between the masturbation and PE, so that you aren’t engorged or sore anymore. Also masturbation DOES NOT hinder your gains, so jerk away, my good man. :up:


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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