My mother and I share a very open relationship, when it comes to our conversations nothing has even been taboo. However, I would be messed up in the head if my mother ever said anything so twisted like ShaqAttack’s mom said. Come on, who does that?
Either way if you think about the distribution of small and large penises the odds are there was at least one well-endowed male in your family. Your mom just did you the favor of pointing out who it was.
Reading this story took me back to an awkward moment in my youth. I was around 13 years old when my mom found an empty box of Magnum XL condoms in my room. It was not my box, they were not my condoms, please do not ask me how the box wound up in my room. She called me into her room and told me she was disappointed in me because I had told her I was still a virgin yet she found an empty box of condoms in my room. I had to explain to her how they got there, she understood and we laughed about it. I was breathing a sigh of relief as I walked out of her room when she jokingly responds well I knew they weren't yours anyway, because the box said 'XL', with a smirk on her face. I had to grit my teeth and bare that one, and I was glad that was the only joked she cracked. In the end I got the last laugh, I was wearing Magnum XL before PE. Moms…:rolleyes: