King Dong

I would like to eventually get to King Dong status. I have been PE’ing on and off around 3 months now, 1 month on a routine so I am going to wait 2 more months before I PM Bird2 for his secret techniques. I was just wondering though… I have started to notice some girth gains, not so much length gains. If I am starting to notice more girth gains than length gains is that a bad sign that I will not be able to gain as much length? I remember reading somewhere “the thicker it is the harder it is to pull” or something to that effect. So what I am assuming is that my girth gains are bad for me right now considering I still have 2” length gains to pursue. What do you guys think about this, and what should I do to correct it? I know when I’ve been jelqing it’s hard to keep a halfie going. It is either hard, I wait and let it subside a bit, then I start jelqing again and I will get hard again… should I just keep it like this? Any advice? I can’t stay semi-hard to shoot for those length gains as it says in the forums. :(

Still on newbie routine.

Gorrillas actually have very little pee-pees.

Yup.

We must teach you the way grasshopper.

First lesson on the way: discreet paragrphs.

This way we don’t go all crosseyed trying to figure out where your thought ends. It makes grappling with the free-form run-on-sentence stream-of-conscious writing you’re doing easier to digest.

Next: jelquing until you die.

2” in length is a worthy and ambitious goal. Could happen soon, but more than likely you are looking at months or even a couple of years. Slow and steady wins the race.

If you try to get ahead of yourself and you will likely injure yourself and then it will take even longer to get longer.

If it’s length you’re after spend a little more time stretching (gently) and then jelq away.

Happy gains.

I’m not trying to re-frame your “problem”, but I was in the same boat not too long ago. I figured out, if I spent my time trying to get the length I wasn’t getting and instead gained in girth, is that such a bad thing? I’ve had 3 women complement me on my girth and also mention how I don’t hurt them when plunging in deep (for me that is).

I’m still slowly gaining girth (somewhere around 5.6”) and still more or less the same length (6 to 6.1”), and my wife’s screaming orgasms don’t seem to be subsiding.

I think that you” take it as it comes , go real slow , you’ll like it more and more , specialize in having fun ” In the words of the immortal Jim Morrison . All thing come in good time to he who perseveres . After two months , you are past the initial conditioning , so you can vary things some . I always jelq , but if I begin to get too hard for it , then I switch to doing some bends , sad sacks , or clamping or pumping . I do not think that girth and length are mutually exclusive , either . Take what you are given , and run with it . Mother Nature , and your genes , might have a plan in mind for you that is not exactly what you did . Remember , true penis size is found in volume . Good luck , and stick with it .

What you mean to say is “in the immortal words of Jim Morrison”. Jim’s dead; his words live on.

We need to teach you about paragraphs too, apparently.

I’m not quite sure what you meant by nature’s plan and all that, but this much is true:

Girth gains affect overall size more significantly.

And…a gain is a gain.

Umm… Jim Morrison couldn’t get it up, bro - he was a notoriously bad lover according to history. But I hear what you’re saying.

Sorry , I was not aware that I was being judged here , I was directing my message to someone that was asking for help and information . But please , feel free .

This site would never be the same without you, Hap.

In this context, Beaver, all we know about you is what you present to us in the form of the printed word.

Don’t take yourself so seriously…live and learn, ok? Happy is a fair and helpful fella.

Shalom, Y’all.

I feel that true penis “size” is better represented by surface area than volume. Volume goes up in proportion to radius squared, as opposed to surface area with has a linear relationship with radius. The surface area representation makes length and girth gains more or less equivalent, and in the volume model small girth gains make giant changes in volume (an exxageration I think).
For example a 6x6 penis has twice the volume of a 6x4.25, and the same volume as a 12x4.25! So if Mr 6x4.25 wants to double his volume he can either add 1.75 inches to girth ( .55 inches to his diameter), or 6 inches to his length! A woman would probably prefer a 6x6 to a 12x4.25, but visually, I don’t think most people would call those two the same “size”.
woops, am I off on a tangent here?

Looking forward to your PM :) .

The theory that increased girth limits girth is nonsense in my opinion. There isn’t any proof that is so. Just be glad that you gain and celebrate your girth gains :up: . If you want to aim for length jelq between a 20-40% erection. I see that you have a problem with staying semi erect. What will help is to stretch before jelqing. Unfortunately you can’t do any advanced stretches, which really help, but regular stretches also help to keep you dick softer.

Interesting. Never heard that one.

History? Like the Louisiana Purchase? Normandy? The Bill of Rights? The Geneva convention? I’ve never heard this topic dicussed as ‘history’.

This might interest you:

Sounds to me like Jim was pretty good - sublime even.

Not that alcoholism and extreme drug abuse can’t sometimes take their toll. But mostly Jim gets good reviews that I’ve read.

Perhaps my earlier paragraph admonishment came across a little harsh. It was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, although I’m also serious: it helps tremendously when reading.

No harm intended. And your contribution information-wise is appreciated. It’s always good to have folks involved in the discussion. :thumbs:

Nice to hear from you goon and thanks for the kind words. This place wouldn’t be the same without you either.

So. King Dong.

I thing we all agree that gains are good.

And I shall have to re-evaluate the volume idea. I’m thinking surface area just makes sense.

After all, with sex it’s all about contact.

Slick was just happy to score.

What in God’s bloodiest nightmare are you talking about?

Slick was hot. She didn’t have trouble scoring.

In the era of free love scoring wasn’t a problem - especially for rock stars. Well, maybe Janis, but even she got laid… C’mon!

Oh wait… Right. King Dong.

So. 2” huh? How long does that take? And how long would you be?

Different score Hap.

D’Oh!

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