My story, my questions, my new beginning
First of all, I want to say hello to everybody around here. I have been lurking the forum for some time now and finally decided to join. The first impression is that it seems like a place where a lot of good folks drop by.
My story is perhaps not much different from other life stories told around here, to make the long story short: I want a big(ger) dick. Same as everybody else, I presume.
Why do I want it? - Because my dick doesn’t look as big as it should be.
Why doesn’t my dick look big?
- 1) Simple fact, because it isn’t big.
- 2) Because I’m an idiot.
Why am I an idiot? - Because for someone 6-10 inches tall, over time I have let myself go (to say at least) and accumulated roughly 320 pounds. I’m in my mid 30s, btw.
From what I could measure, my dick seems somewhere just above 6 inches long. Bone pressed that is. Though this is very hard to determine, as it’s hard to determine if the ruler can even get close to the bone. It’s a battle. I have tried measuring from the side cause it’s easier, and it seems somewhat longer. Not that it’s of any consolation. The girth stands somewhat shy of 5 inches.
But that’s now less important.
With a body like that, you can furthermore understand what happens when that dick goes flaccid. I swear it, sometimes, when it turtles, I have the feeling it isn’t even there anymore. I know this isn’t true, but that’s just the way it feels. And I wanna do something about it. One is lose weight, of course. Two is that I want to permanently add something to my erect and flaccid length. I’m willing to invest months and years of my life in order to achieve that, and I’d appreciate some guidelines. I’m thinking one more erect inch is my right, half an inch on the top of that will come with perseverance, and everything above with a little bit of luck.
Anyway, a year or so ago I picked up some sort of ”penis enlargement guide” from the Internet, a very interesting manual that shed light on many misconceptions I’ve had before, the biggest one being the one well known to many here: a penis can’t be enlarged by exercises.
As you can imagine, it took me some time to start reading, and then some more to start working.
I started doing the beginner mode:
1) 3 minutes of Warm Up
2) 5 minutes of Power Stretch
3) 5 minutes of V Stretch
4) 5 minutes of Ultimate Jelq
5) 4 minutes of Jelq and Hold
6) 3 minutes of Warm Down
1 day on / one day off
I don’t think I did all those exorcises correctly, and certainly didn’t do them in the proposed time, especially the V Stretch, but I did notice my dick getting stronger, fuller, it even seemed longer. It just begun popping out on every possible and impossible occasion. Unfortunately I was sorta afraid to go measure it for real, I’m sure some here will know what I mean. This is because in that manual it said that if you don’t gain one inch in the first month or so, you’re probably doing something wrong. So, as you can imagine, I was very disappointed after two and a half weeks, and depressed after not even the full four. Good thing that I’ve found this forum.
So, I plan to start again, this time with a new mind set, for real, and after the introduction I’d really like if someone would be so good to answer me a few minor questions.