OMG please read and comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok 1rst hi to all ppl here!!! i think this is m 1rst post !!!!

anyways i have this story to share and i need feedback on this and amybe its soemthign new??

one day i went out to this club and i thought i was gettign soem ass taht night but it dodnt happen >:( but i ended up
pissy drunk!!!! and i thinnk i remeber i had a hardon before i fell asleep on the couch at friends house…..kinda curled up as the
couch was small….

so i wake up in the morning and i see that i had fell asleep w/ a hardon between my legs kinda swooshed together haha but the wierd
thing was my dick was like 50-70% fatter!!!! no lie, i even went in to the bathroom to check it out and it look like it was swollen, liek
it was lumpy , and the part that expanded in girth was like soft kinda while i still had a erection….? ??? im lost is this good?? im goign to start
peing soon so i was surprise to see this, and it went away by end of day and dick was back to normal :( haha it got me more excited about peing at lease

so i want ed to ask can soemoen else explaiin this?? or try this to test and see if this helps peing?? i would really like one of the experts on the forums to help me out!!!! if its that easy im be sleeping w/ my dick betwween my legs all the time lol

and i plan to start peing and i have a bid hanger, a power jelq also i jsut have a to start out a routine, i aslo hear this nox2 stuff is good amybe ill get soem of that… but my questiion is should i start hanging??? like 5 lb or so ?? or should i start using that power jelq?? or both?? i read soemwhere thats if u get thicker irs harder to get longer.. and im going for both… any help/input/advice/cooments is REALLY appreciated!!!

Whooooah nelly. It is giving me a headache trying to read what it is that you are trying to tell us. Being that it is your first post, welcome aboard, and get to know the spell checker better will ya? :) I really don’t know what to tell you about your experience. Maybe you just woke up with a half woody?

Are you still drunk by any chance?

Ya know, I’ve always wanted to do this, and I finally have my chance. Oh and before I have to get mean, welcome to the forum Bin2981.

:spellcop:

Bin2981, please read the forum guidelines.

Spell check.

HJ

LMAO!

Dude, tell me you did not join in 2002 and this is your big unveiling. Tell me.

If this is your first post, then nice to have ya. Your enthusiasm is welcomed and understood by most. But, you have to hold up and slow down. First read the guidelines. We don’t discuss like we are in an AOL chat room. Spell check. Re-read your own posts before posting, this ensures that if you are drunk you have a ‘chance’ to make sure that you are making sense. Finally it has been said a thousand times here that you must read the existing posts. What you are asking is almost always covered somewhere else already. It is always best to educate yourself first then post something that may be personally unique to you so that you may draw from the experience of others. As for sleeping in a manner like that; it depends on a lot. Mostly beware of restricting your blood flow. 8 Hours of sleep in such an unaware state could easily cause injury. Where would you be if your dick swelled up, turned purplish-black, then over the next few days turned into a gangrenous lump, became brittle and snapped off.

lol
I just noticed that myself, damn.

Goldylox,

<Where would you be if your dick swelled up, turned purplish-black, then over the next few days turned into a gangrenous lump, became brittle and snapped off?>

Har, har har!!! LOL. LOL.

Horse

Are you messing around? Jeez, did you not attend school?

wo i didnt ppl were so negative here…. but what im askign is a serious question, i joined in 2002 and forgot about this forum to aswer ur question, if u think that i should spell check and shuch i will try to in the future.. 1rst forum i been at that even had a spell check, but if u dont have any positive things to say please dont crap this thread as i’m searching for SERIOUS ANSWER to a SERIOUS QUESTION, dont be counter productive… to explain again….

no im not drunk..my wrtiting is easily read…. and i am asking when i fell asleep and i woke up the next morning and i got a woody i noticed that my girth had expanded temporarily about a extra 2-3 inches, it felt so much more thicker in my hand… trust me i can tell and so should u.. i had the same dick since i was 14 and now im 22…. it was little bit swollen but it didnt hurt to have sex/ go to the bathroom, and it went away and my dick was normal size at the end of day (about 10 hours later) and it did look alittle deformed but not much …. im asking was this a fluke? what did i do?? should i do this again??? im jsut trying to see if any REALLY NICE ppl would help a fellow PE’er out thats all, if u cant help then dont make fun of this situation

yes all forum rules r the same… so u type “swollen dick waking up” in search and tell me what u find……. geez eveywhere u go all u hear is search this search that…every think i tried that already?

Hey bin2981,

Check your Private Messages.

>>if u dont have any positive things to say please dont crap this thread as i’m searching for SERIOUS ANSWER to a SERIOUS QUESTION, dont be counter productive>>

Dude,
His advice is gold. Read the forum guidlines and learn how to spell check and capitalize where appropriate. You got lucky that I caught this thread and not some of the more picky moderators or you would be history already.
About your question. Some time ago a member at peforums.com came up with this as an actual technique he used. I used it too for some time. It seems to do two things related to pe. First it increases the pressure of the erection, second it stretches the ligaments. If you go to peforums you may look for posts by mistered. I believe that he called this technique a “false kegel”.

He is busted already luv.