Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink

Then how come horsehung is allowed to post here? :p No offense old man if you read this but I couldn’t resist.

In the interests of science I have been spanking my monky like a fiend for the past 48 hours straight. My penis has not gotten any smaller yet, but 48 hours is hardly a personal best either. You are all welcome to join me in this grand experiment; I will keep you all posted over the next few days.

I refuse to help you spank your monkey Ru, you are on your own there buddy.

Shit, Maxtro,

My beast is into a pout now, and I was just trying to get that elusive 10+” measured pic!! That site is a bunch of shit. I flunked, (sigh), got an “E.” And my palms look like an ape’s.

Horse

Doing research on health, part of my degree, information found on BBC news about penis health.

‘Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.’

However, Mr Manit and his colleagues at the IUN were extremely surprised when a 31-year old British born man presented at their clinic for treatment recently for gross abnormality of the penis and ulceration as a result of injecting oils under his skin

"The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis."

Unbelievable! BBC
BBC NEWS | Health | Trying desperately to measure up

Final on a lighter note also BBC (i dont work there by the way)
Top 10 ‘non-diseases’ (% of votes)
Ageing - 44
Work - 35
Boredom - 32
Bags under eyes - 31
Ignorance - 28
Baldness - 28
Freckles - 27
Big ears - 26
Grey or white hair - 25
Ugliness - 24

IM glad this is a joke. Almost fell off my chair.

Damn it! That’s not what you wrote in your pm!

Day three, still no change.

Heh, were both E’s but for completely different reasons. But I think your “E” is for Excellent and my is is for “that’s not Enough”

BTW May Is National Masturbation Month! So start jerking everybody. Also don’t forget to measure yourselves in June, got to make sure you didn’t shrink (:

I agree with JK. Seems like some of it is actually meant to be more funny than factual, expecially since on the home page it states:

People who should NOT read on:

* anyone who is narrow-minded by nature
* anyone who has no sense of humor, sarcasm or self-mockery
* anyone who doesn’t know how to take things with a grain of salt
* anyone who is easily offended by overcandid no holds barred discussions of penis size
* and, anyone who doesn’t give a rat’s ass whether penis size matters to women or not

Its just a shame that a lot of people, like me, probably found links to specific pages on some sites and just read through the rest of penissizedebate.com from there instead of reading the home page. And then there are those who wouldn’t bother with the first page because its full of disclaimers etc.

If most of it (or at least some of it) is simply meant to be humourous, its a shame that there’s no larger text saying so, because it can cause a lot of people a lot of pain, especially since the average size doesn’t “measure up” at all on that chart!

Rifor,

I just spotted your recent gains. Congratulations, brother. Those are damned impressive gains for so short a time.

Horsehung

Thanks Horse, I’m hoping I can continue at the same rate but they could just have been initial gains where my penis wasn’t used to being stretched. I’m surprised with the girth tho, but then I do feel a lot of outwards stress put on my dick when I jelq, sometimes feeling like its gonna burst, but I don’t get many bloodspots from it, and when I do they’re only small and clear up in a day or two, so I can keep jelqing in the same way with no damage, hopefully! :D

For you to go from about 7.75” (is that BP, or would that have been about 8”?) to 10.5” in 7 months is great gaining too! Thats the sort of rate I’d be happy with for the rest of my PE “career”!

I hope not or I’m in deep shit :bigwink:

Rifor,

That’s a good question. I never measured before I started, but I was probably closer to 8” NBP than I was 7.75.

Horse

Week two, still no change in size.

THIS is the truth :rolling:

Switzerland, 1760 - The Swiss physician, Simon-Auguste-Andre-David Tissot (1728-1787), published his influential treatise Onanism: Or a Treatise Upon the Disorders produced by Masturbation: Or, the Dangerous Effects of Secret and Excessive Venery in 1760. He warned of the danger of sex, especially the dangers of sex undertaken for the purpose of pleasure rather than reproduction, as a cause of debility and even death.

In the context of this view of the body as an energy system caught in a precarious balance of consumption and depletion, sex was especially troublesome. Tissot believed that semen is a unique humour: it causes the beard to grow and makes muscles larger. He even quantified its importance: one ounce of semen lost has the same consequences as the loss of forty ounces of blood. The loss through intercourse is bad, but wasting semen through masturbation, anal or oral sex, or sex with contraception is far worse. He grouped these most dangerous practices under the term “onanism”. Onanistic practices cause a variety of symptoms including hemorrhoids, pimples, tuberculosis, weak-mindedness, blindness, pain and death.