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Originally Posted by bolkonsky
Wow great advice from everyone..

I went to jail for 30 hours when I first got arrested. Yes everyone thinks that you can’t really get in trouble for marijuana but you never know what dickhead cop and DA you are going to meet. .. I’ve already been convicted for MICS 4 (misconduct with a controlled substance in the 4th degree) which is just possession of < 1 ounce of marijuana. I had almost 2 ounces of bud on me.. I think when I get out I might write a guide about PEing in jail. Going to jail is no big deal to me. I’m a pretty big guy (muscular) and most people give me instant respect because of it.

For my offense I got 3 years time served. So I’m on probation. I currently have a new PO who hates his life and probably has a small cock and a wife that cheats on him. So he wrote an affidavit that I need to go to jail because I missed an appointment (which is a complete lie) we had and going to jail would help me with my rehabilitation into society. I shit you not.

But yes I’m afraid of loosing my gains so I plan on PEing day one in jail.

Dude, you live in the wrong state if grass is that important to you.

Either way, I’ve never been to jail so I have no idea how it is, but I imagine for a warm up you would run your sock under warm water and then slip it on and walk back you your cell if you haven’t got access in your bunk. You could maybe use shoe strings in a makeshift way to make an ADS contraption to wrap around your leg. Maybe use cotton or a sock for comfort. Use a tube of toothpaste for your fulcrum stretches? Jelq at night under the covers? Or use that jelqing 2.0 routine. Though you’ve been at it for 2 years, so you may not see anything from that.

The aim: to be unable to fit in a cigar cutter.

Last edited by Beepalot : 06-15-2014 at .

Originally Posted by Beepalot
Dude, you live in the wrong state if grass is that important to you.

Either way, I’ve never been to jail so I have no idea how it is, but I imagine for a warm up you would run your sock under warm water and then slip it on and walk back you your cell if you haven’t got access in your bunk. You could maybe use shoe strings in a makeshift way to make an ADS contraption to wrap around your leg. Maybe use cotton or a sock for comfort. Use a tube of toothpaste for your fulcrum stretches? Jelq at night under the covers? Or use that jelqing 2.0 routine. Though you’ve been at it for 2 years, so you may not see anything from that.


Damn… Thats why you gotta act like a good christian person infront of your PO… People never do anything to good christian people. What is your size… I’ve experienced hatred upon manliness.

BPEL: 8.35"/ NBPEL:7.0" /EG: Apprx. 5.5"

I had to stay overnight before for marijuana and the best I can tell you is to stretch at night when its “lights out”. Only time you have somewhat privacy.

Start 6/2012: 7 NBP x 5.5 MSEG

Originally Posted by bolkonsky
Wow great advice from everyone..

I went to jail for 30 hours when I first got arrested. Yes everyone thinks that you can’t really get in trouble for marijuana but you never know what dickhead cop and DA you are going to meet. .. I’ve already been convicted for MICS 4 (misconduct with a controlled substance in the 4th degree) which is just possession of < 1 ounce of marijuana. I had almost 2 ounces of bud on me.. I think when I get out I might write a guide about PEing in jail. Going to jail is no big deal to me. I’m a pretty big guy (muscular) and most people give me instant respect because of it.

For my offense I got 3 years time served. So I’m on probation. I currently have a new PO who hates his life and probably has a small cock and a wife that cheats on him. So he wrote an affidavit that I need to go to jail because I missed an appointment (which is a complete lie) we had and going to jail would help me with my rehabilitation into society. I shit you not.

But yes I’m afraid of loosing my gains so I plan on PEing day one in jail.

I implore you to think about the cost/benefits analysis and the sort of attention you would attract if caught. Also, do you really want to have a big, swinging, attention-grabbing dick in a jail shower? And should you injure yourself (which is more likely, since you can’t warm up or warm down) would you really want to explain how to a CO?

You need a better lawyer.

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