Pointing Right

When you go to the Tailors to get a suit made they ask you which side you dress (at least they do where I go) so that they can allow a little more material that side for the bulge.

I have no idea which came first, the pointing to the left or me dressing to the left.
It just feels the natural side to point it for me. It has never been commented on before unlike my upward curve.

You mean they add material to make the bulge more prominent? That’s crazyness! `:-) I thought being an older more traditional trade they would be quite conservative about that. But then again I guess in times gone by a bulge would have been a seen simply as being a masculine attribute, and not purely sexual (take Henry VIII & his codpice for example).

The closest I’ve ever been to a tailor experience is having my measurements (no, not my dick, guys! :whatever: ) taken to get a perfectly fitting hire suit.

The extra material isn’t to make the bulge prominent, only to accommodate the, uh, organ that takes up more space on that side than the other. The end result is that it actually hides the bulge.

Well I won’t go wasting the money on tailor-made suits then. My cheaper high street shop suits hide my bulge well enough already! :D