Public Bathroom Use Problems

Lying down on the toilet? That’s Crazy ass!!
Technically yes it is more of a squat manouver, but squatting is kind of a form of sitting, isn’t it?! ;)

Did you ever notice sometimes when you are standing there wizzing some guy will stare right at your cock. At a bar I go to they have these urnials with no side to them or partitions inbetween. My dick doesn’t pull up when soft so it hangs out about 5” when I pee.

When one of these starers is looking right at my dick then the pipes start to freeze. I stop peeing even when not empty yet. If no one is looking at my dick I am okay.

The only problem I’ve had pissing was in the public toilets at the Vatican. There was only one other guy in there and as I was in mid stream I noticed he was shaking the last drops off his dick far too enthusiastically. By the time I’d stemmed the flow and zipped up, he was sporting wood, and I was walking briskly for the exit.

I was only a teenager at the time and pretty shocked. I’m not a Catholic but it seemed very inappropriate behaviour.

Hmmm….

At 19 I visited the Vatican whilst in Rome. A very normal thing to do.

19? Nevermind then. Just an attempt at a Vatican cheapshot :)

Back to the urine stories.

Absolutely not.

It is a perfectly true story. The pervert in question was probably a tourist who found a guilty thrill in doing what he was doing, where he was doing it.

No, I meant my quote and “hmmm” were an attempt at a Vatican cheap shot, before I knew you were 19 at the time. Nevermind :)

Sorry, Para, I got my wires crossed a bit there. :)

Back on the topic of public urination, if you’ve had a few beers there comes a point where you have to piss no matter what. If people have trouble using the urinals I suggest several pints of beer. After a couple of hours pissing is not optional.

Mbuc, you’d think that to be true eh? An example: I was at the bar last week, and I didn’t pregame (so I didn’t piss prior) and no matter what after 6 beers that first piss is a killer. I was going to pee, 2 urinals, big line behind us, and the guy next to me just starts talking and leaning in. I was just like, “I have to pee man, stop talking to me”. Sounds a little silly to tell someone that, but none the less I froze up, took a trip outside on the cell and pissed on the building next door :( .

Footeddie, I was thinking bladder pressure would over ride any mental inhibitions. But I guess I don’t have the problem (just other ones :) ) so I underestimated the power of the mind (even subconsciouly) to control the body.

I find it strange that I can’t get pee out and can’t keep cum in :)

I never go if someone’s in the adjacent urinal. I just go to the stall and pretend I’m taking a shit.

I do the same lol.

I used to be affected quite badly by this problem, it’s almost impossible to explain to anyone that it hasn’t happened to before but, it’s almost like constipation, it feels like there’s something physically stopping you even though you want to go.

I don’t know how I got over it, I just think to myself “hey who cares I’ll never see them again in my life, plus chances are I’m bigger anyway”

;)

I definitely have urinal shyness or whatever as well as hating to take craps in public restrooms.