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LOL, Mellors, even when he needed an apostrophy later in his post he left it out.

BTW how’s Lady C. these days?

And it took all 20 minutes too! :D

This kid was probably a minor anyways. He just doesn’t know what he was missing and was too insecure to throughly find out. This is the evolution as we know it today, have fun at the bottom of the gene pool, Balla.

To be honest, and I think I mentioned this before, I found everything hard to believe my first time at Thunder’s.

Gather around boys, have a seat and listen to a story about a boy named Rodney.

The How Ramrod got to Thunder’s Story, by Rodley Ramsey. Warning - Could be Boring.
(A long long time ago, February, 2003.)
The Enzyte commercials got me wondering about PE. I went online to investigate to the product. The Enzyte website is vague on how the pills work, but they do list the ingredients. So I checked out the ingredients and did a search on all the ingredients, Yohimbe, Saw Palmetto, etc., and considered to just buy these things at my local GNC.

Then I did another search for Penis Enlargement Pills. The results were several sites selling their own versions of penis pills, X-Tenz, etc. I had no idea there were that many. I wasn’t sure what to do, whether to buy the Enzyte, the other brands, or make my own concoction.

Fortunately, the search engine also rendered other websites containing “Penis Enlargement.” I clicked on a site made by a guy explaining jelqing. It was a personal website made by some guy sharing his PE experience. He laid out simple instructions and gave a rudimentary explanation of how it worked. I said, “Oooh, this is interesting.” I tried jelqing for a few days and I was shocked at how I could plump my penis up like that. I had no idea. A week of jelqing gave me a noticeable change in erection hardness.

By now I was very interested in this notion of Penis Enlargement. I did another web search for “Penis Enlargement” and “Jelqing.” I hit on another website, don’t remember which one, that had a link to Thunder’s. I went to Thunder’s Place and started reading some posts. I kept running across this guy named DLD. His signature was, “Soon to be Triple.” I read a post with his stats on it. That made me very curious.

In the mean time, there was a lot of confusing acronyms and strange ideas posted — BPEL, BPFSL, Horse440, AI stretches, and so on. I was also struck at how seriously everyone was taking this PE stuff. (I was still skeptically, mind you.) Guys had routines.

Routines? What the hell is that all about? Who are these strange dick pullers? Do I really want to get involved with people like this? It sounds kinda gay.

But this “DLD” had intrigued me. I knew he had pics in the Pics Forum and I decided to join so I can see his pics, for proof. Well, we all know how convincing his pics are. Frankly, I was disappointed (and suspect) at the total lack of good before & after pics.

I was disheartened. I gathered enough info to from the Newbie Forum to start my own routine, jelqing and stretching. I didn’t post hardly at all. This was at the very start of the invasion of Iraq. I think in my first post I was expressing my dismay for our so-called friends abroad. We all know how tactful I can be, and Thunder was quick to scold me. :smack:

Anyway, I did my little routine for a while and got discouraged at the lack of gains. I retired from PE, or so I thought. In November, 2003, I decided to take another look at PE. I came back to Thunder’s and started reading the Hanger’s Forum. Much to my disappointment, the place had been invaded by pirates, a guy who likes to hang around with pirates, and another guy who talked in riddles. They were having a jolly good time with their anal-invasion stories and bird jokes. Rather gay, I thought.

I went about my business and began my hanging journey. The pirates were everywhere, though. I could not seem to evade them, and they were discussing my beloved USA. I had to read what they were saying. This “CaptnHook” guy put words together that, well, made sense. Sometimes he’d say funny shit too. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. I reached out and extended the olive branch — nah, forget that corny shit. I’ll just say that I’m very happy I got to know the guys on this Forum.

The rest of my history most of you know. I’ve been hanging regularly, for exactly one year today as a matter of fact. I got my Bib Starter and started a real hanging routine on January 16, 2004. I’m not a frequent measurer and don’t really like talking “dick,” but in case you’re wondering, I have gained a little over 1” to just over 7” BPEL. The gains are quite real and I’m fairly certain they are permanent.

I was going to quit hanging at the end of this month, but things are going so well with recent gains (moderate weight and lots of sets) that I might extend it to March.

The moral of the story (sorry for the rambling) is that this PE is hard to believe. And this place called Thunder’s, with it’s outstanding efficiency, and extraordinary organization, and unique communal membership is difficult to comprehend for most people.

I’m hurt, because none of the grammar police have discussed the flagrant misspelling and faulty punctuation of the perfectly wonderful collective pronoun “y’all”.

The rest of the final post didn’t cause me any major concern. “Nerds”? Well, we all can use a computer to some extent, which is one of the main steps on the path to nerdhood. And “fuck”? Isn’t that ultimately why we are all here? Better fucking?

I seem to recall a comedy routine more than 20 years ago when some sage discussed the literal meaning of “fuck you”. As I recall, the sentiment parsed to “I wish you much pleasure”. Words to live by.

It this is true, my friend, then I say to all you guys,

‘FUCK Y’ALL”

:MUTLEY:

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I wonder if that slamming door hit Balla Balla in the ass.

Ramrod,

Congratulations on your gains. The evidence just keeps pouring in that PE really does work.

HH

Thanks HH.

You’ve got to figure hanging weights off your noodle for a year, something should happen. Well, it didn’t break off, it got longer.

wow. the possibility that Ballaballa was a member before and just signed on a new account. Do thundersplace support IP banning?

RamRod, thanks for sharing. I actually wish you’d posted that as a new thread — it’s great to hear such a story from a “regular” here whose beginnings many don’t know.

Hey Rods-
Happy Anniversary! Nice gains, Holmes. I’m happy for you.

Nice story too. Very similar to my own, except for that whole…you know….I mean, I don’t remember any…the you know, pirate invasion type of thing.
:spin2:

Thanks, and I’m glad you like my story, PG and Cap.

PG, it’s funny you mentioned that. I posted in this thread because the original post reminded me of my first day at Thunder’s. I didn’t realize how long the post was until I was done. Later, Thunder had suggested I re-post this story with the others in this thread in the Articles Forum.

I hope to see more guys post in that thread. I agree with you, PG, it is fun to read the how and the why the members came to Thunder’s.

I stay away from my PC for 2 days and look what I miss out on.

BallaBalla why do you care so much what other people do. If they want to PE and if they get damaged from it, is it going to bother you….. no.

Has any one picked up on the fact that Ballaballa is an ex member? I am relieved that currently the moderators are not tolerating non believers. In the past they would allow trolls like this to carry on till they passed some personal boundry then ban them. I think that if they are non believers they have no place here, they may exercise their freedom of speech against pe in another forum. Those of us who live here don’t need to have our honesty questioned and be worn out having to issue the same replies over and over again. Although listed as a moderator I have not had full moderator powers for some time due to the lack of interest and time too police the place. I’m not sure I will accept full moderator powers again, but I’m grateful for the changes.

luv,

Check posts 12 and 14. I think those are what got him kicked out, not his nonbeliever status.